Melrose Place

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Pablo G: D | Grade It Now!
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inment. A mismatch, but entertainment nonetheless. David enters just as Drew slaps down his cash for some drinks and declares Drew's money is no good here. Really awesome subtle thing here: Jonah cracks a joke about David calling them all down to Coal so he can slip them drinks and take advantage of them. We quickly cut to Lauren's face, which perks up with an "Oh my God, does he know?" look on it. Back to David, who announces he is officially the future owner of Coal. Congratulations all around, but Ella and Lauren are skeptical about how David could afford to buy Coal. He just says he cracked open his piggy bank. Nice save.

David comes home to find the young blonde waiting for him. She tracked him down by writing down his license plate number when he was driving off from her house. She's ready for her IOU. Can I O her, too? He follows her into his apartment. Sleeping with a woman after you've technically been dumped? I'm so morally outraged by this.

-- Pablo G. is some guy who lives in San Antonio, Texas. Check him out at Space Monkeys!, Obscure Sports Reference, and follow him @PendejoJoe on Twitter.

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Melrose Place




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