It's been a long time. It feels good to be back. And let's be honest with ourselves; we may not have much longer together. Let's enjoy it while we can, K? K.
We return with a montage of panning overhead shots of all our familiar faces lying in bed. Lauren is in a hospital bed with a breathing tube. Violet and Auggie are sprawled out in his apartment and Auggie has a bottle in his hand. Riley starts awake, her face stained with tears, thinking she heard Jonah come home, but he hasn't. We pan next across underwear and clothes strewn upon the floor of Jonah and Ella's hotel room...
...They wake up all smiles together. It's the scene we've all seen in the promos during the hiatus. Jonah can't believe what they did and Ella can't believe they did it twice. Ella springs out of bed, suggesting they get a big room service breakfast as Jonah checks his phone. He has a bajillion messages from Riley. And he's not even smooth about telling Ella he values Riley's peace of mind over being with her after their night together. It's like, "Yeah, you're great... but Riley called me. Mmsorrygottagobye!" To make matters worse, when Ella suggests Jonah tell Riley right away what happened between them, he doesn't seem like he's too enthusiastic about it. Ella just reminds him Riley has no idea what she wants, but Ella is very clear that she does. She kisses Jonah.
Close-up of a BlackBerry text message being typed. "All set for today. I need you to find it." Turns out it's Amanda's phone, which is promptly swiped out of her hands by a bearded man who politely quips, "Your adoring boyfriend says no BlackBerrys in bed." I guess he's her boyfriend. Appropriately enough, Amanda seems to be dating the most interesting man in the world. She doesn't even seem irritated with the phone snatching. The Dos Equis Man lays out a tray of champagne and pulls out a shoe box for Amanda. She gasps at her new Zanottis. I won't pretend I know what Zanottis are, but I assume they're not cheap. Somebody buy me some, please. We find out Dos Equis is named Ben and he has a special gift surprise for Amanda at a party they're having this evening. The hints are: it will show everyone how much he loves Amanda, it's rare and matches her sparking eyes. Amanda gets a gleam in her eye that says, "Oh shits! Diamonds!" They kiss as we fade out in romantic bliss.