Melrose Place
Ep. |
Title |
Air/Pub'l |
Grade |
Author |
| 1-18 Weecap |
Too Little, Too Late?Wilshire - The much-hyped showdown between Ella and Amanda, the much-dreaded reconciliation attempt by Jonah and Riley, the much-annoying Morgan's next move and the much-ridiculous conclusion of the heart-valve drama. |
2010.04.13
2010.04.15 |
A- | Pablo G |
| 1-17 Weecap |
Dumping in ReverseSepulveda - Grand gestures of love to try and win back the ex are the name of the game. Lauren and Jonah are playing. And Ella resorts to cat burglary to avoid going to prison. Makes sense. |
2010.04.06
2010.04.08 |
C+ | Pablo G |
| 1-16 Weecap |
The Deep EndSanta Fe - Pool Party! Everyone gets wasted and some things come out which probably shouldn't... er... verbally. Time to focus on the real star of this show -- the pool. |
2010.03.30
2010.04.01 |
B- | Pablo G |
| 1-15 Weecap |
Mulholland DepriveMulholland - It's break-ups left and right. There's even something resembling a break-up between Ben and Riley. What? |
2010.03.23
2010.03.25 |
D | Pablo G |
| 1-14 Weecap |
Further Down the SpiralStoner Canyon - We meet Auggie's replacement, Jonah's potential leading man for Living in Reverse, Amanda's financial/health problems and Dr. Mancini's downward spiral. Try doing that with social media! |
2010.03.16
2010.03.18 |
B | Pablo G |
| 1-13 Weecap |
Party's OverOriole - Jonah waffles about confessing his night of passion with Ella to Riley and Amanda expects a marriage proposal at her big welcome home party. Wait... she has a boyfriend? |
2010.03.09
2010.03.11 |
B- | Pablo G |
| 1-12 Weecap |
Breaking PointSan Vicente - We find our real murderer (not Michael), Jonah and Riley make a big decision, Lauren gets all hookered out, Ella finally gets what she wants, Violet gets revenge and Amanda sort of shows up. |
2009.12.08
2009.12.10 |
A | Pablo G |
| 1-11 Weecap |
The Hunter Gets Captured By the LameJune - Violet has a drug-addicted adopted brother/boyfriend. David still has Sydney's bloody necklace. Lauren has a short leash with Michael. Jonah has a short-lived stint at WPK. Ella has a secret uncovered. Amanda has no idea where that thing she's looking for is. Riley has… Well, you're very pretty, Riley. |
2009.12.01
2009.12.03 |
C- | Pablo G |
| 1-10 Weecap |
Woodward and Burn SchemeCahuenga - Amanda Woodward shows up to run the show and teach Ella how it's done. David tries to date Lauren unsuccessfully (her fault), Auggie finds out everyone but Violet has forsaken him, Riley blows the denim deal like we all knew she would. |
2009.11.17
2009.11.19 |
A- | Pablo G |
| 1-9 Weecap |
The One About Auggie Without AuggieOcean - The cops have named Auggie prime suspect, Jonah and Ella pretend to be engaged, Violet blackmails Michael, Lauren's exhausted from whoring and David kidnaps his kid brother. BO-RING! |
2009.11.10
2009.11.12 |
C | Pablo G |
| 1-8 Weecap |
Pretty WomanGower - What happens when you find out your roommate is a high-priced hooker? You try to bribe her and she turns you down. Makes sense, no? |
2009.11.03
2009.11.05 |
C+ | Pablo G |
| 1-7 Weecap |
Jonah and Riley's Infinite CrapfestWindsor - Jonah and Riley have a wedge driven between them as they pursue their respective Hollywood careers. Lauren finds out about David's secret life and Violet tries to use building furniture as an aphrodisiac on Auggie. She's running out of ideas, you see. Guest appearance by Ella. |
2009.10.20
2009.10.22 |
C- | Pablo G |
| 1-6 Weecap |
The Wondrous Boat RideShoreline - David and Lauren end up on the same boat for very different shady reasons while Violet blackmails Dr. Mancini and Riley becomes a model. You know... same old, same old. |
2009.10.13
2009.10.15 |
C | Pablo G |
| 1-5 Weecap |
It's My Party and I'll Lie If I Want ToCanon - Ella uses her gift of spin to reconstruct her alibi after Jane's anonymous tip makes her the prime suspect in Syd's murder. Everyone else's lies catch up with them. |
2009.10.06
2009.10.08 |
A- | Pablo G |
| 1-4 Weecap |
Jane, Stop This Crazy Thing!Vine - Sydney's sister assumes her old landlord gig and butts heads with Ella. Violet runs from the police, and David screws up Auggie's chance at a promotion. Jonah rubs elbows with glitterati, and Lauren finally learns what life is really like for hookers. |
2009.09.29
2009.10.02 |
B- | Pablo G |
| 1-3 Weecap |
Like Father Like Son-of-a...Grand - Jonah directs a music video to save Ella's career while he hates Riley for not telling the world about their engagement. David and his dad match dim wits resulting in Lauren getting a coveted intern spot with Dr. Mancini. Riley drunkenly kisses Auggie, and Violet strikes out again. |
2009.09.22
2009.09.24 |
C+ | Pablo G |
| 1-2 Weecap |
Red Herrings and Red HairNightingale - Auggie continues to brood as only a viewer's prime suspect after one episode who probably didn't really do it can. Riley and Jonah can't stop being a couple. Oh, why won't they stop being a couple? Ella fights for her job. Violet gets a job and Lauren's still a whore. |
2009.09.15
2009.09.17 |
C | Pablo G |
| 1-1 Weecap |
Trying To Be ComplexPilot - The famous apartment complex gets an update with some familiar faces still skulking around. Let's start this thing off right with a murder mystery. |
2009.09.08
2009.09.10 |
B- | Pablo G |














