Violet burns her crayon painting of Auggie's face on the poolside fireplace. Wait... Poolside fireplace?? Amanda watches the ritual burning from her penthouse window while talking on the phone yet again about the painting she seeks. Kind of makes you wonder who she's keeping in the loop on this whole thing. Kind of. But not really.

In montage: Tortured with the decision to throw it all away, Auggie sits on his apartment floor staring at a bottle of tequila. He takes a shot straight from the bottle.

David stands vigilantly by Lauren's ER bed. He's contemplating what effect this will have on Lauren's medical career, I'm sure.

Riley watches home videos of her and Jonah with tears streaming down her face. No sympathy here. End montage.

Standing together in their underwear, Jonah gropes Ella clumsily from behind. Ella stops him to say she doesn't want to just be a one-night stand. She makes sure he knows she's serious. She seems so vulnerable here while Jonah really just seems like a horny geek. She asks if he's sure. If he's not sure, I'm sure, Elle. Jonah leads her to the big, white bed for some more clumsy making out. They lie down together.

What to look forward to when Melrose Place returns:

Jonah and Ella sexing in a Mini Cooper (?)
Riley drawing Amanda's ire
New doctor guy at ULA who doesn't impress Michael
Man boobs

Splendid.

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