Melrose Place

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Pablo G: B- | 1079 USERS: B-
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The Deep End

David plays with his food at Coal. Lauren shows up and tries to apologize. David: "How many times did you look me in the eye and lie? And the scary thing is how good you were." Lauren says she didn't want to get involved with David, but she couldn't help it because she's never felt this way about anyone before. David doesn't know how he's supposed to believe anything she says anymore. Lauren tells him she loves him, which she's supposedly never told anyone before. David is seemingly unmoved. Lauren gets up and leaves him alone. It's the ones we love who hurt us the most. This holds especially true for prostitutes.

Riley is getting dressed to go for a run while on the phone with Lauren's voicemail. "Remember, I know what it feels like to have your whole world drop out from under you. I'm your best friend, Lauren. I'll always be here. Call me back." How great would it have been if Riley had punctuated that message by playfully calling her best friend "hooker" at the end? "Call me back, hooker!"

Jonah steps out into The Complex Courtyard with a single trash bag and looks at all the trash left in the wake of the party. Riley enters the scene on her way for her run. She asks what Jonah was thinking going into her apartment last night. He apologizes for how he acted. "You and Ella have been nesting like lovebirds in this courtyard ever since the night we called off our wedding. Do you think that's been easy for me?" She walks out.

At ULA, Drew uses a keycard to enter the morgue. He uncovers a cadaver and pulls out a scalpel. He begins to cut... Is Drew a black market organ dealer, too?! Come on, now.

WoodwardPK. Ella cheerfully enters Amanda's office. Amanda immediately accuses her of being the embezzler, but Ella reveals she overheard Amanda and Jo's conversation and knows Amanda's setting her up. With the amount of money missing, Ella is facing serious jail-time, even for a first offense. In the face of Ella's accidental sleuthing, all Amanda says is Ella will need to work hard to make amends. Weak. Super, duper weak.

-- Pablo G. is some guy who lives in San Antonio, Texas. Check him out at Space Monkeys!, Obscure Sports Reference, and follow him @PendejoJoe on Twitter.

Melrose Place

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