Melrose Place

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Jane, Stop This Crazy Thing!

At Coal, Skilled Stalker is on the phone with Dr. Mancini, giving a report on David. The report is that David is surprisingly actually working the event. He hangs up and David suddenly appears from behind a pillar. He asks the guy to ask Dr. Mancini if he wants a lawsuit for his birthday. Stalker guy tries to leave, but David grabs him by the lapels and throws him across a table, causing a huge scene. David threatens to come after him and Michael if he has someone follow him again. Auggie and Marcello rush over to get in David's face about making a scene. Marcello fires him and kicks him out before David can say anything.

A limo arrives outside of the film premiere. Out steps Abby, looking none too happy with her dress as Ella and Jane meet her. Abby complains about a torn seam and demands another dress. Ella stands silent and blank for a few moments while the two women look at her and wait for her to do something. She's definitely staring into the 5th dimension again. She snaps out of it and tells Abby to get out of the dress. She has another in the trunk of her car. Jane flips, but Ella fights back. Her clients come first, she says. Jane says she hopes standing up to her was worth it. Ominous.

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In a nice hotel room, Lauren is getting her stuff together to leave after having slept with the guy she met in the bar. As she's making her exit, she casually asks for her money. The guy plays dumb. Lauren gets impatient and demands her money. He shoves her into the wall and tells her he doesn't owe her anything before leaving her there on the floor.

Auggie leaves Coal out the back door. David is waiting for him by his motorcycle in the alley. David apologizes immediately and thinks surely Marcello can't be holding Auggie responsible for David's actions. Marcello is holding Auggie responsible. Sucks to be David. David makes up a story about why the guy pissed him off, which is stupid because Auggie would probably be way more understanding if he told the truth about the situation. Instead, Auggie says David has never had to live with consequences. David answers back by saying he's just trying to help. Auggie asks if David wasn't trying to help Sydney the night she died. Ouch. Auggie speeds off on his motorcycle.

We're at the Love Nest. Jonah enters with obvious excitement. Riley asks about what happened with Charlie. Jonah says Charlie wants to see his movie, thanks to Riley winning him over. He hears a noise and asks if Violet is there. Jonah freaks out when Riley confirms Violet is indeed in their shower. "Aren't there scissors in there?" Jonah asks. Riley tries to calm Jonah down, but then it occurs to him that if Violet is there, she must've been bailed out. To curb the nag fest, Riley tells Jonah Violet is Syd's daughter. Double-take. Riley repeats Violet's fabricated story about a joyous reunion between her and Sydney leading up to Sydney's murder. Jonah's goofy ass is still stuck on the part about Violet being Syd's daughter. He puts himself in the audience of his and Riley's personal slasher flick and yells, "Hello, she's the killer!" as Violet walks up behind him. Violet doesn't react to Jonah and instead launches into her story about her adopted parents hurting her and making her want to run away. She stole some money from them when she left, which is why she ran from police. Jonah seems unconvinced after Violet's sob story.

Melrose Place

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