Men In Trees

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Fetus To The Wolves

Chieftain. In the kitchen, Ben says, "Lynn...!" Theresa says that it wouldn't be an Elmo Thanksgiving without a surprise, and Ben says he thought her kissing him was the surprise of the day. Theresa leans in for another smooch, and says that she was serious about wanting to try again. Ben, a little pissily, notes that she had no interest in him until he started dating Sara, and Theresa agrees that she was partly motivated by jealousy, but that really, it's just that she's ready for Ben now. She says that he was the first decent guy she was ever with, so she didn't know if he was "the one," or just the first good one. However, having met some other guys, she knows what else is out there, and none of them is Ben. She holds out her hand, and after a moment, Ben takes it. It's probably easier for him to pick the girl in the hand, rather than the one in the bush. Possibly literally -- it is Alaska.

Day after Thanksgiving. What the hell do people do in a town where there aren't any big sales?! Apparently, one thing they do is arrive by prop plane. Marin wheels her suitcase up a ramp and hops into her truck -- which starts without a problem, despite the supposed storm that contrivedly scuttled everyone's flights. And did I mention there's not a flake of snow on the ground? Because there isn't. In Alaska. In November.

Anyway, Marin pulls up at Jack's, all lit up with the anticipation of getting to tell him, any minute now, how much she loves him. She runs up to the door and knocks, and of course Jack is nowhere in sight, and of course Lynn comes to the door in nothing but a giant t-shirt, all groggy. Marin apologizes for waking her up -- hinting around, all "whoever you are" -- and Lynn introduces herself, showing off her tattoo in the process. Oh, and by the way, if I don't use an adjective to describe the way Lynn is behaving at any point, it's because you can pretty confidently slot in "oblivious" and be right.

After the credits, Marin tries to keep from losing her shit as Lynn chirps that she thinks she ate Marin's food last night. Marin's like, "...Great!" Lynn says that Jack isn't there, and Marin trips over her feet trying to get the hell out of there.

Men In Trees

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