Chieftain. Annie's listening to a Marin book on tape on her iPod. Marin advises Annie to look around for a likely dude prospect, seeing only Jerome and Jerome-alikes. She takes out her earbuds and gives up, whereupon a cute younger dude appears and offers to buy her a drink. Annie's answer? "How do you feel about your mother?" The guy says his mother's dead. Annie's like, "You're hired."

Ellis and Celia enjoy the afterglow on the cot in the jail cell. They both had fun. But uh-oh, they're locked in! They start to go at it again, with her pressed up against the bars (really, it's more like a grate), which is just when Jack enters and is like, "MY EYES!" Celia and Ellis cover their shame, and Celia calls for him to release them.

Darkroom. Lynn contemplates prints of Marin hanging on string. Wouldn't it be easier for a nature photographer on the go to get a digital camera and photo printer? Live in the now, Ansella Adams.

Jack staggers out of his office, looking for an eyewash station, and runs into Marin. She's finally run out of patience for the Lynn situation. She confronts him about kissing Lynn, and about the "falling in love with you" message. He can only say he's confused, and that this sort of thing never happens to him. Marin tells her she'll un-confuse him, saying she's taking herself out of the equation, which is too bad for him, since she's smart, pretty, and can "stand on [her] own two feet," making her "a home run." She turns on her heel to do the Tina Turner out of there, and immediately slips in a patch of ice. Jack helps her up, and Marin slinks off with...well, at least half her dignity.

Chieftain. Theresa and Ben flirt in the kitchen (there's a love toll), and then Patrick shows up for a takeout order he called in. Jerome chaffs him for having let himself go (seriously, he looks like he should be starring in a Benadryl commercial, his skin looks so bad), saying it's no wonder Annie's "touting her wares." Patrick turns around to see Annie in a booth with her orphan and slinks out without his order. I don't know what he's got planned, but I hope it involves a Bioré strip.