Miracles
Miracles

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Daniel: B- | 594 USERS: B-
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I get my kicks above the waistline, sunshine. Literally.

Downstairs, Evelyn's finished doing her best Andy Dufresne, and she and Rebecca open the metal door. "What's that smell?" she says. Dude, it's gonna be dead bodies. On scary shows, whenever somebody says, "What's that smell?" it's always dead bodies. Evelyn ventures into the passage. It's freezing -- you can see her breath. Rebecca's too scared to follow her. Evelyn opens a hatch in the wall -- and here are the dead bodies. They're blackened and quite suitably creepy, and appear to be locked in an embrace. Evelyn recoils, and Rebecca slams the passage door shut, trapping Evelyn inside. Despite Evelyn's shouts and frantic scrabbling, Rebecca won't let her out. As creepy bloody redhead stands beside her, Rebecca says, "You've put your hands on me for the last time."

Upstairs, Skeet and Keel are having a rather athletic fight; they're tossing each other onto counters, slamming heads in sinks, and breaking more furniture than a Chris Farley retrospective. Skeet grabs the ice pick, and is about to bring it down on Keel's head when Keel grabs a bowl or ashtray or some sort of breakable -- perhaps a very large Hummel -- and smashes it over Skeet's head, knocking him out.

Downstairs, Evelyn's own little plotline comes to a bit of an anticlimax, as Keel just -- opens the door and lets her out. That was a close one! Keel tells her that Rebecca's upstairs, and she's a little shaken up. Then he sees the corpses. "I guess the iceman and his mistress didn't run off after all," says Evelyn.

Miracles

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