Miss Match

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You can be the president; I'd rather be the Pope

The dreaded double date. The group is having drinks at the bar, with Serena wondering how Kate and "Dr." Dean met, and he explains it was in his "adjustment room," and that he "twisted Kate's arm" to go out with him, and I guarantee you he's been waiting all day to use that line. Serena's all, "I have such respect for your line of work," and she explains that there's a woman who goes around her office working the kinks out of people's necks. It takes just ten minutes to achieve nirvana. Naturally, "Dr." Dean gets his back up, since she's talking about a masseuse, which is totally different from what he does. In other words, he takes the same attitude towards masseuses that real doctors take towards him. Serena does her best to save face with an "of course," and Michael finally changes subjects by praising Serena's house (speaking from an architect's point of view), and Serena's all giggling about the extension she wants him to build. Michael says she'll have to go through his agent, and he points at Kate, whom Serena calls a "pushover." Maybe Kate's sickened by all the lovey-doveyness, and she excuses herself to go to the bathroom, so Serena tags along. On the way, they gab about the boys, with Serena saying that Dean seems sweet. Kate says she's happy Serena and Michael have hit it off, since Kate wasn't sure if Michael was Serena's type. Oh, he's not, says Serena, which is great; he's the exact opposite of my last boyfriend, who didn't treat me any better than he treated his wife. Kate's shocked. "You only said he was a narcissist!" she says. He was, insists Serena. "Everything was about him, not wanting to break up his family." And we quickly to move on to how Michael is great but he just needs a little polishing, which would include a new haircut, new wardrobe, new car…but overall he's very promising. Kate launches into her "Michael is amazing" defense, asking why Serena would want to change him. "Because I'd like him better that way," she says. Hmmm. There's a certain logic to what she's saying, I'll give her that. Is Kate going to refuse to set up any woman who wants to change a thing or two about their boyfriend? Because she'll have no clients. I'm just saying.

Miss Match

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