Miss Match

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Daniel: B- | 430 USERS: C+
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Daddy dearest

The next day, Kate's hammering on Aaron's front door, with the ever-helpful Marla and Marla's lawyer whining the whole time, with the lawyer saying they should just let the court work out a visitation schedule, but Kate says that could take weeks. At any rate, Aaron finally opens the door, and he's covered in paint. Marla tells him that he looks like hell, and I'm kind of starting to wonder what he ever saw in this insufferable harpy in the first place. Aaron just says he was in the back, and invites them in. Marla's lawyer looks disdainfully around the house, even though it's actually pretty good for the long-haired rocker slob he's been made out to be, and Marla finally hands over Tyler to Aaron, telling Aaron to support Tyler's head. Kate beams. Meanwhile, someone cranks up the Coldplay, while Marla says Aaron better have diapers, and wanders off -- right into a brand-new, fully stocked nursery. Aaron finally cracks a smile as he looks at his cute widdle baby, and he thanks Kate. Have I explained how much I hate shows featuring do-gooders who need to be thanked for their benevolence at the end of every episode? Yeah. Anyway, Marla and Aaron are obviously going to be getting back together.

And Coldplay works magic over at the farmers' market too, where Laurel is showing up to apologize to Peachy's penis. She's brought him a peach pie, which she calls an "offering to the peach gods, with apologies for the burned crust." She blah blahs about how she wants to give them a try, and he makes sure she means with no one else in the picture, and she says yes, so he smiles. And just when you're starting to like Laurel, she nervously asks him if he's planning to run a peach stand for the rest of his life. "Does it matter?" says Peachy. "I suppose not," says Laurel, who has certainly learned her lesson after receiving her comeuppance. Woman, humble thyself at the feet of Peachy!

Back over at Kopy King, a non-Aaron employee is telling Kate that Aaron said it was cool to give her the employee discount, like, is Aaron the boss over there now? And the non-Aaron winks at Kate while he says this, like, thanks for making the most of your little screen time with one little line there, guy; I'm sure this will lead to big things for you. So what did Kate use her fraudulent employee discount for? Business cards, with "Attorney at law/Matchmaker" written on them. I'm sure Patrick Bateman will be quite impressed.

Miss Match

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