These Aren't The Boys You're Looking For
3: I note the air quotes!
1: Cutting a single or something.
2: It'll be our generation's "Super Bowl Shuffle"!
3: That was so much cooler than "We Are The World."
1: So which ex-boy banders do we want to line up for this thing?
2: Justin Timberlake!
3: Oh my God, he's so hot right now!
1: I see where you're going with that, but what we want to keep in mind while we're brainstorming is that these are going to be personalities who want a second chance at fame. Not recording artists who are currently selling out world tours.
3: Bruce Springsteen?
2: He was born in the U.S.A.!
1: Also a good effort, but: very famous, and never was in a boy band.
2: This is hard!
1: Why don't we go back to your first instincts.
2: Extraordinary renditions! You won't regret it.
1: Justin Timberlake. 'N Sync.
3: Oh, right.
2: I don't know, guys. The other 'N Syncers are doing pretty well for themselves.
3: They are?
1: Yeah, we'll never get him in a million years.
2: Who else was in that band?
3: The gay one.
2: And the one with the solo album.
3: Oh yeah, how do you pronounce that guy's name? Sha-ZEZ? Sha-ZAY?
2: It's Cesar Chavez, idiot.
3: And that makes four...who are we forgetting?