These Aren't The Boys You're Looking For
1: Wasn't there one who did a clothing line?
2: Justin again! Look, you gotta get off him; it'll just break your heart.
1: No, before him, there was that other one.
3: ...I'm totally drawing a blank.
2: Are you positive 'N Sync wasn't one of those boy bands that only had four guys?
1: This guy had weird hair...
2: Yeah, that doesn't help. They all had weird hair.
3: Can't you get your assistant to look it up or something? We're executives, we can't waste time like this!
[from outside the room] Chris Kirkpatrick!
2: Isn't he the host of Hardball?
3: I thought he was in the NBA.
1: She's on Wikipedia; there's an 85% chance she's right. Anyway, the fact that none of us could remember him suggests he's a good candidate. Who else?
2: What about a Backstreet Boy?
3: I think they're still trying to hold it together as a band.
2: Aw, that's cute.
1: Yeah, at any given moment three of them are probably in rehab anyway. Have we used up all the New Kids yet?
2: I think the only ones who haven't been on TV in the past three years are either in real estate...
3: And I'm pretty sure the one they were passing off as "Danny" was secretly an ape anyway.
1: Yeah, I heard that. Who else was there?
2: 3 Deep?
1: Come on, I think we can aim a little higher than that.
1: They were very boyish, but not technically a band.
3: You're thinking of O-Town, stupid.