These Aren't The Boys You're Looking For
1: No, there was an LFO, too.
3: Get out of here.
1: It's true.
3: What did "LFO" stand for?
2: Do you really care?
1: We can probably get one of those guys. They were literally one-hit wonders. Except that their song wasn't quite a hit, even.
3: What was it?
2: Something about Banana Republic, I think.
3: ...Are you guys sure you're not just fucking with me?
1: People still remember the 98 Degrees guys, right?
3: Oh, sure. Nick.
2: And Drew, because of Dancing With The Stars.
1: What if we went after one of the non-Lacheys?
2: We wouldn't have a lot of competition for their attention, that's for sure.
3: So what are we up to, then, three?
1: We need one more to meet the minimum standard for boy band occupancy.
2: Tell that to 3 Deep.
3: Stop saying it!
1: Look, guys, I...
1: I told my driver that I'd do him a favour.
3: Who's your driver?
1: He was in Color Me Badd.
2: What, he worked at a paint store?
3: No, that's a band. Watch 90210 sometime.
2: What, THEM? They're still alive?
3: If you can call that living.
2: Which one was he?
1: I don't know, the cheesy one?
2: Why do you have to do this guy a favour?
1: He saved my daughter from a pack of wild dogs.
2: You can't just get him a card? We have to go through this exercise? And involve the former creative engine behind FuMan Skeeto?
1: It's either that or give him his own Legends special.
3: And this way, we have a ready-made cast for The Surreal Life: Dance Fever, coming in 2008.