1: This guy had weird hair...
2: Yeah, that doesn't help. They all had weird hair.
3: Can't you get your assistant to look it up or something? We're executives, we can't waste time like this!
[from outside the room] Chris Kirkpatrick!
2: Isn't he the host of Hardball?
3: I thought he was in the NBA.
1: She's on Wikipedia; there's an 85% chance she's right. Anyway, the fact that none of us could remember him suggests he's a good candidate. Who else?
2: What about a Backstreet Boy?
3: I think they're still trying to hold it together as a band.
2: Aw, that's cute.
1: Yeah, at any given moment three of them are probably in rehab anyway. Have we used up all the New Kids yet?
2: I think the only ones who haven't been on TV in the past three years are either in real estate...
3: And I'm pretty sure the one they were passing off as "Danny" was secretly an ape anyway.
1: Yeah, I heard that. Who else was there?
2: 3 Deep?
1: Come on, I think we can aim a little higher than that.
1: They were very boyish, but not technically a band.
3: You're thinking of O-Town, stupid.
1: No, there was an LFO, too.
3: Get out of here.
1: It's true.
3: What did "LFO" stand for?
2: Do you really care?
1: We can probably get one of those guys. They were literally one-hit wonders. Except that their song wasn't quite a hit, even.
3: What was it?
2: Something about Banana Republic, I think.
3: ...Are you guys sure you're not just fucking with me?
1: People still remember the 98 Degrees guys, right?
3: Oh, sure. Nick.
2: And Drew, because of Dancing With The Stars.
1: What if we went after one of the non-Lacheys?