Alex: "Did you know sometimes I sleep with men? Not since I got married, though."
Joss: "Oh, you're a lesbian the same way I am a lesbian?"
Alex: "One notch up. I fell in love with my college roommate..."
Joss: "A tale as old as time. For what straight people think actually happens in real life."
Alex: "What about you, did you ever pretend to be a lesbian?"
Joss: "Sometimes in my constant threesomes from being an alcoholic sex addict I accidentally have sex with the lady, but that's okay because women's sexual identities are like so fluid*."
Alex: "But you never had a girlfriend? A normal thing people just do sometimes?"
Joss: "I've never even had a girl as a friend, due to being a toxic monster."
*(A fallacy. The truth is that everybody's sexuality is pretty fluid, but only men's sexuality matters enough to have that fact beaten out of them on a daily basis throughout their lives, to the point where most people think revulsion at homosexuality is a perfectly natural, if maybe regrettable, part of being a person. Women can do whatever they want when they're alone because everyone's life is a performance for men. If a tree performs cunnilingus in the woods and nobody important's there to hear it, was the patriarchy really threatened? No, and it would just make 'em horny anyway. It's called a win-win.)
Sally, outta nowhere: "I located you with my Subaru Outback's lesbian GPS! Get those knees up!"
Joss: "This is perfect! Because it is awful, and now we can resent your bitch wife together."
Alex: "I'm just glad we have so much in common, such as hating my wife and being barely lesbians."
Joss: "Do labels even really matter?"
Alex: "Only when you want the points."
Joss: "Wait, you can get attention for being a lesbian? That is interesting information."
SAVI'S DOOMED CAREER
In full view of everyone, dumb distracted Savannah knocks Dominic's shit to the floor, and they bump heads picking it all up, and she apologizes a hundred times for it, but really she's apologizing for getting her horrible life all over him and his career. Anyway, he still hasn't forgiven her for existing, or for trying to get off the case to make his life easier and accidentally making it harder instead through no real fault of her own, because he's a great guy. What nobody seems interested in apologizing for is the unspecified number of weeks or years that he spent invading her personal space and sexually harassing her before all this, but I guess we're meant to infer -- not the obvious, which is that the difference between it being rapey and it being okay is that Jason George is hot, but -- that she was cockteasing him the whole time anyway because that's the kind of show this is. A slut one.