Pissy after last week's epic and beautiful fight, Joss leaves her sister Savannah's pool house to go live with April and Lucy. But between losing Savi as home base on the one hand -- and befuddled by Alex and Olivier's easy friendliness after working so hard to get at him -- Joss only lasts a couple days before a pretty dark meltdown that leaves her emotionally bereft. Which is, of course, exactly the right time for Alex to explain how friendship works, and pick her back up. Less encouragingly, Joss then decides to move in with Alex, which seems like a serious trainwreck idea. We hope for the best.

Before that, though, Joss lays down some excellent real talk on April. After she signs over 20 percent of the shop to get rid of Miranda, Richard asks April away for the weekend (and also wants to tell the girls they're together). She's unsure about all that, but then starts "hallucinating" her dead husband places, which causes her to go mental until Joss explains that whether she's obsessing on grief, or bigamy, or the Miranda shakedown, or ghosts, she's still all about Paul when she should be all about April. (And Lucy… and Hot Dad.) April has a midnight conversation with his gravestone -- because she's April Malloy and that's the April way you do things -- and then just when she's gone eponymously all in with Richard, Paul turns up at her door very much alive.

Buying yet more spy stuff for her house which is already full of spy stuff, Karen runs into Detective Newsome, who suddenly is off her case and interested in being friends or something. After some beautifully shot scenes of her being artsy around her house, she gets creeped out by a mysterious stalker (Sam, obvi) and ends up bonding pretty heavily with Newsome over some wine. At the last second, she realizes she's being a serial monogamist because of Tom Grey grief -- not to mention, as she says, it's still not "clean" between her and Newsome because the investigation is ongoing -- and puts the brakes on. Her big cliffhanger in this halfway-point episode is that Sam Grey is totally stalking her, looking just a little crazier than before.

Savannah continues having her same boring problems and repetitive conversations she always has with Dominic and Harry, but I realized this week it's because part of her story is being in limbo. Until the paternity test comes back -- and then, of course, the baby -- her stress is all about not being able to really make any decisions or do anything of any kind, which is why she's spinning her wheels and being boring. It doesn't help, but I just hadn't thought of that. Anyway, Harry's trying his best and asks to come with her to the retirement party for that partner who's leaving, and then within seconds punches the shit out of Dominic.

How that happens is interesting, though, because Savi can't keep her lies straight, so Dominic thinks that Harry doesn't know they fucked but he does believe it's Harry's baby, while Harry knows the whole story. So Dom's being pretty cool when he congratulates Harry on the baby they're having, as a married couple, which seems like a total dick move where he's saying the opposite. After a stern talking-to from Dominic, who figures everything out instantly, Savi goes home to wait for Harry once again, this time for over 12 hours. Next day, he's right back to being impassive and snotty -- with more and more reason every week to be so. I will be so freakin' glad when those test results come in, because this is for the birds. I want to see Savannah do something. That was so exciting, that one time she actually did something.

Next Week: I think she gets the results? That's exciting. Joss moves in with Alex, which could well be a great idea, who knows. April gets the download on what her dead husband's been up to for three years, and then hopefully kills him like in Double Jeopardy and runs off to Santa Barbara with Richard like any sane person would do. And spookily enough, Sam starts seeing Jacob Lerner as his therapist! Is that a power move or not? I can't figure out whether that's a power move or just deeply crazy. Story of my life.

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