Mistresses
Breaking & Entering

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Jacob Clifton: A+ | 2 USERS: B+
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KAREN & THE WIDOW GREY

The Widow Grey: "I suppose this is where you conducted your therapy with my late husband. Here, in your psychiatric office."
Karen: "Barring the occasional therapeutic field trip, yes. Have I ever told you the incredibly boring story of a baseball game?"
Widow Grey: "So listen, my family doesn't 'do' therapy because we're monstrous WASPs..."
Karen: " Not even Karen Kim is willing to offer therapy to the widow of the man she was fucking. Not even when she later conspired with said widow to kill said man. Everybody's got limits."
Widow Grey: "It's not me, it's our son, who is dangerously obsessed with you."
Karen: "Then do go on."
Widow Grey: "He has dropped out of Brown and is moving into Tom's secret love nest apartment that I seem to think is just a regular apartment, like a regular old faithful husband would have for totally normal reasons."
Karen: "But what if I left my shit there?"
Widow Grey: "Pardon?"
Karen: "I mean, what about Sam's mental health?"

SAVANNAH & DOMINIC (& THE SULLIVAN DIVORCE)

Savi: "Oh hey, coworkers. I'm finally back at work! Don't tell Dominic."
Dom: "Don't tell me what? Oh, also this divorce case we're working on just got moved up. I've been trying to tell you for a whole week."
Savi: "How inconvenient for my continued trainwreck behavior!"
Dom: "Listen, are you gonna man up and act like an adult, or..."
Savi: "The other one, whatever it is."
Dom: "Then pack your big-girl panties because we live here for the next week."
Savi: "But I won't be able to stop thinking about having sex with you!"
Dom: "Really? Because I will be mostly thinking about work. Here at our job."
Savi: "How the tables have turned."

KAREN & SAVI (& THE GREYS & APRIL MALLOY & DOMINIC)

Savi: "Tell me all about your shitty choices, so I can feel better about myself."
Karen: "Is that why you keep me around?"
Savi: "That is part of why we keep you around. So fill me in, why is this a problem that a family you have no connection to is using real estate they own?"
Karen: "What if I left my shit there?"
Savi: "Like a camp towel with your name sewn into it? You don't even leave hair in your hairbrush, I doubt you'd do anything that dumb."

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