SR PARTNER & SAVI (& THE DISGUSTING OAFISH MRS SULLIVAN)
Bossman's going through the wife's testimony prep when Savannah drops by to make hash of yet more things.
Bossman: "Bonnie Sullivan sure sweats a lot, for a woman."
Savi: "I hear she even does number twos."
Bossman: "Vile. The things we do for this job. Hey, speaking of the opposite of that, how's it been going not working?"
Savi: "You know, it's been great. Realizing that I was lying when I said I wanted a baby was just a gateway to realizing that I was also lying about everything else in my entire life, like wanting to become a partner at this law firm. So now I'm fucking that up too."
Bossman: "Go on."
Savi: "You know how this trial is randomly in super-fast turnaround? Well I was thinking, how about if I just jump ship? Dominic can handle twice the workload in a quarter of the time, right?"
Bossman: "You really are dedicated to sinking your career, huh? Good thing I'm going to do the opposite of that, vaguely because of affirmative action."
Savi: "Thanks, Obama."
APRIL & RICHARD (& MIRANDA)
Lucy and Jane, who is Richard's daughter, are practicing a dance routine with several other girls in April's living room when Richard arrives to get her.
April: "Oh crap. How come you're here?"
Richard: "Jane's mom was attacked by a Pilates machine. I will wait in your yard rather than even look at your stupid face."
April: "I feel like that's quite enough of that. Listen, I got a surprise 'package' the night of our date, having to do with my late husband..."
Richard: "Oh, he died? I just thought you were divorced for some reason."
April: "Yeah, you snubbed a widow. Deal with that. Anyway, it just made me act weird. Sorry."
Richard: "No problem."
April: "I just didn't want you to think I flaked for other, similarly valid reasons. So I made up a strange lie that makes me look five times as crazy as any part of the truth would."
Richard: "Seriously please don't worry about it. It only makes you look crazier, at this point."
April: "Then that is what I must do."
SAVI (& APRIL) & KAREN
Savi: "It's me, April. Calling you a millionth time to tell you no pressure."
Karen: "Savannah, get off the phone so I can freak out on you."