Pregnancy waits for no man, and she has been pregnant for what, three weeks, and so once the paternity people assure her that screaming like a jackass will not make the baby any more one-way-or-the-other, she storms out into the hallway to punish the laughing woman for being a woman and talking to a coworker, saddling her up with "motions" and pushing her out into the terrifying LA highway system with nothing to guide her to Van Nuys but a thing called the internet that is instantly accessible via a device we all have on our persons at this very moment.
Dominic: "I can give you directions!"
Savi: "No, you can't."
Dominic: "Because it is 2013 and we have the internet now?"
Savi: "No! Because you're not allowed to be happy or talk to a single human being until I figure out this baby problem I created for myself and now feel like taking out on everybody. Good day, sir."
Dominic: "I feel like I'm getting to her. Is what a rapist would say."
Harry walks in on Joss and Alex acting gay and feeding each other grapes and swanning around in kimonos and whatever and walks right out, because what is this. This is not a life.
Alex: "So you're not gay, if you were wondering."
Joss: "It was gay the sex we had, but I personally am not gay."
Alex: "Yeah, I know."
Joss: "And I can't be your girlfriend, for that and other reasons."
Alex: "Yeah, I know."
Joss: "I mean I feel like you're really coming on strong here."
Alex: "I could not be less interested. I like that you're my friend, because I have no other friends for some reason, but I don't want to date you and I honestly don't want to have sex with you again."
Joss: "Look just stop being in love with me so we can be friends again."
Alex: "What is even... WTF. Uh, okay. Basics. You're very pretty. You're my friend. We had sex. It is over now, now we are eating grapes. What are you not getting about this?"
Joss: "But now I own you because of sex!"
Joss: "But who... Did you subjugate me? Who is it versus?"
Alex: "Straight people are sooooo grooooossssssss."
Joss: "If I can't have sex with you and then immediately denigrate your humanity and talk about how stupid or useless you are, or immediately disconnect from our relationship, then why even go through with it? Does that even count as sex? Do I even exist?"