Ladies: "We didn't get you anything this morning. Our birthday gift to you is really more of a gift to ourselves. Road trip to Palm Springs!"
Savi: "That is so, so sweet. Really. I can't wait to stop and pee every quarter-mile. But seriously, who got me the flowers?"
Karen: "You got flowers? From what florist? What kind of vehicle were they driving? A van? I bet it was a van. Were his registration and emissions tags up to date?"
Savi: "I have no idea about... any of that. Also, no idea who sent them."
Joss: "I bet they're from Dominic, that sneaky fucker."
Ladies: "Or maybe they're from Harry!"
Savi: "Why would they be from Harry?"
Joss: "LET'S NOT WORRY ABOUT IT!"
Karen: "Whom would you most like them to be from? (The sender, not the florist. I have made my peace with never knowing the answer to that one.)"
April, verbatim: "Come on, you must have had a wish or a ... flash of a feeling..."
Savi: "First of all, Malloy, you don't need to be lecturing me about picking between my dudes. Second of all, I have many flashes. Some are for Dominic and then I get Dominic and suddenly -- flash! -- I want Harry. I am flooded with flashes. Flash-flood warning!"
April: "How is that you are not trustworthy to make this call? You're Savi."
Savi: "Exactly! I am a LUNATIC."
(She really did say that. It was awesome.)
Savi: "Anyway, I kissed Dominic and then immediately pulled back because I like it when life is only semi-real. Like this halfway baby in me."
April: "It's cool, I made out with Paul. We got pretty intense. I made it weird afterwards, don't you worry."
Savi: "Hey, remember when he ruined your life?"
April: "Uh, this amazing life we are sitting in the middle of? I don't know. I get that Richard is perfect in every way, but it doesn't feel the same..."
Savi: "-- Like battered wife syndrome?"
Everybody: "WHOAAA. Hey-o, o-ay. Uncool, lady."
Savi: "Remember how I am a lunatic? I'm sorry I said that. Also he fucked up your daughter. And you. Do you not remember how I had to pay someone to prove to you that ghosts don't exist? Come on. I have a point."