Cops: "Karen Kim, there was a break-in last night. Insofar as somebody stole a key-card and then used it to get into the building, which somehow alerted the alarm company, who sat on it until just now, hours after the incident, where nothing was taken."
Karen: "This is terrifying!"
Cops: "Actually ma'am this is the least break-inny break-in we've seen in fifty combined years on the force. We're just here as a technicality."
Karen: "Great. Lila, get that gun out of your mouth."
Lily: "Zhe copsh are here to zshee you, Doctor Kim."
Karen: "Do they have an appointment? And why is my computer turned on?"
Cops: "Maybe they looked at your computer files? That's something that could have happened to justify this scene."
Karen: "Please stop asking about my patient files. They have privacy, you know."
Cops: "Yeah I was literally just spitballing... I guess we're gonna get outta here?"
Lila: "Me too. This whole non-event has me all fucked up."
Dr. Jacob: "Karen, why do you look like you're under investigation for fraud and may be going to jail and losing your license? It's probably nothing. Probably just one of those break-ins where they have a quick look around and then they're on their way."
Dr. Jacob: "Unless you dragged some incriminating evidence into your Recycle Bin and they thought to click on that icon. But what are the odds of that?"
Karen: "The odds. Indeed."
April: "Here's a check for $100, bitch. Deal with that."
Miranda: "What? What am I supposed to do with a check for $100?"
April, amazing: "Take it back to Florida and fucking cash it."
Oh my God, I love April Malloy so much. She is on a whole other level from the rest of them. She says she'll send another one whenever she goddamn feels like it, and sends Miranda on her way. You know Miranda's not gonna let it go, but really, does it matter? That bitch is already maxed-out thirsty, she's not going chill regardless of what you do, so you might as well dick her around 'til she tires out. If she had any gumption or elbow grease to speak of, she wouldn't be running these weird scams or fucking married dudes for cash.
SAVANNAH'S ACTUAL KITCHEN
Savi just sits around the house literally all day in no bra, waiting for Harry to come home, and he never comes home because she totally made sure that he would not. This is like Reagan installing a dictator and then being surprised when people's heads get start getting cut off.