April: "Guess who's ready to get fffffffajitas why are our kids here?"
Richard: "Babysitters, man. I guess Pound Town can wait."
April: "Can it? Can it, Hot Richard? Well, my meeting with Miranda was..."
Richard: "I don't want to talk about that, I'm exhausted of that. Here's your dumb daughter, let's hook up tomorrow while the kids are at school."
Savi: "I'm back! To be ignored more. Listen, can I talk and talk at you?"
Harry: "I guess."
Savi: "I have an idea. You know how women in the workplace is like, so solved, and women are paid commensurate with their male equals, and feminism is basically over with because we don't need it anymore?"
Harry: "I'm aware."
Savi: "So I was thinking, who cares about partner track? I'll just go work at another law firm where I have no status or seniority or tenure, and that way they won't give me as many hours, and then I can spend them with you!"
Harry: "How so?"
Savi: "Oh, did I not mention it's at an imaginary law firm where the hours are the same as for a busy LA night spot?"
At this point Harry just straight busts down crying because he hates her so much.
Savi: "...I... sense that I am losing. So uh, way to fuck your hostess."
Harry: "One major difference between you and me is that I know what a coworker is."
Savi: "But one thing we have in common is that I am apparently an ungodly amount of asshole today. It really would have made things easier if you were fucking the hostess. You know what, I'm just going to keep pretending you're fucking the hostess."
"Hi, Elizabeth. It's Karen Kim. Again. I did what you asked me to do so we could both move on with our lives, and now you're not returning any of my phone calls. Is this because you have moved on with your life? I am not clear on that concept."
April: "Joss, why are you playing with baby clothes and why are you dressed like a disco asshole?"
Joss: "Hey, did you know that Savi is pregnant? It's a big secret! That's why I told you."
April: "Oh, shit."
Joss: "Do like this shirt I found? It says WORLD'S SLUTTIEST AUNT."
April: "Saw that one coming."