Karen: "Oh hey Sam, why are you here? With flowers. And that whole hotness thing still going on... Hey, Lila?"
Lila: "Yes, Dr. Kim?"
Karen: "What in the fuck is wrong with you?"
Lila: "Yes, Dr. Kim. Sam Grey here to see you, Dr. Kim."
Sam: "I am here to pay for dry-cleaning your skirt. It is what a non-sociopath would do. I hear."
Karen: "Today is a motherfucker and I have neither the time nor the inclination to get sketchy with you right now. I am going to Harry & The Hendersons you instead."
Sam: "I wouldn't recommend it. I am in a very fragile state and have fixated on you like a little baby duckling who is all alone. A sexy little orphan duckling that desperately needs love and support while his life crumbles around him. A thing your job should have told you at some point."
Karen: "IT DID! I DO KNOW THAT, and I DON'T CARE. NEVER BOTHER ME AGAIN! YOU'RE A WORTHLESS, DIRTY LITTLE BOY! YOUR FATHER NEVER RESPECTED YOU! YOU WILL NEVER BE ANYTHING IN THIS WORLD! YOU'RE NOBODY TO ME! YOU'RE NOBODY TO ANYONE! YOU ARE ALL ALONE! JUST LIKE YOU DESERVE!"
Sam: "I feel like you're being really intense right now."
Karen: "I WILL SCREAM AT YOU UNTIL YOU LEAVE AND/OR GO CRAZY! DO YOU READ ME?"
Sam: "So I'll call you about our second date?"
Karen: "...Yeah. But wait until next week's episode. I have to pretend to be a grownup for at least ten more minutes of this one."
Is, of course, tying up a nameless man with some Japanese bondage rope, to wit: "Is this like a Fifty Shades thing?" Uh, yeah. You nailed it. In every possible sad-ass way. But then Alex calls, so we get the actually hilarious visual of Joss leaving her beau so she can gab, excitedly, with her new BFF. Turns out she took Joss's advice, communicated clearly and lovingly with her partner, and they came to an equitable and rational agreement to share the power in their house. Joss is thrilled, and the whole this is actually very sweet, and deftly done. I hope Joss stays this neat.
April: "Still yapping about my dead husband's babymama, yes."
Karen: "Where is Savi? She is so much better at pretending to care about this shit."
April: "I did not invite her over to drink wine and listen to my ranting, because she is in the doghouse."