April: "My other side is a ghost-whispering psychic walrus."
Savi: "My other side has jungle fever, and is pregnant with a mystery baby."
Joss: "My other side is a strange gay yenta who lives in the kitchen."
Karen: "My other side is an ethical medical professional."
More of the same, one would think. Awesome Karen gives shitty advice, shitty Joss gives awesome advice, April won't leave well enough alone, and good old Savannah just pulls the entire bookcase down on herself. Lather, rinse, repeat.
JACOB CLIFTON is a freelance writer and critic based in Austin, Texas. He currently recaps The Killing, Pretty Little Liars, Mistresses, and Defiance for TWoP. Jacob can be found online at jacobclifton.com, Twitter, and Facebook, as well as a regular column for Tor.com, Geek Love. A new short story, "This Is Why We Jump," appeared in this month's Clarkesworld Magazine.