While the bimbettes are sucking down their Mai Tais, Megan is flitting about picking up their empty glasses and cleaning the kitchen and being otherwise OC-Dorable! Various of the other girls describe her as the House mom while Megan heads to the kitchen weighed down by a huge barrel of dirty dishes, grinning cheerfully that they're a "bucket-load of fun!"
While Megan cleans up after the drunk hoochies of the house, an assemblage of said ho's is out on the lanai (I don't know if it's technically a lanai but big ups to Golden Girls, okay?) talking about how they heard rumors that one of the girls there has posed for Playboy. Scandal of all scandals! Little do they know that the Playmate is right in their midst as they are talking about it! Her name is Stacy, and she THs that she was flummoxed when they brought it up and conflicted as to whether she should volunteer the info that she was, in fact, the nudie-model. So many dilemmas! She eventually fesses up, giving way to another conflicted nudie model, Erica, the Penthouse Pet, who's also in the Circle of Trust but THs that she opted not to tell the girls about her history because she doesn't dig on people misperceiving her as a slut or a party animal and wants the dudes to get to know her for her, not her hoo-ha. Some ho we haven't met yet named Jessica THs that she would die before she posed nude in a magazine because she respects herself. So much so that she goes on a reality show wearing a bikini that very nearly exposes her naughty bits to vie for the attention of a loser who lives with his mom. Excellent rationale, Jessica. You lose.
At a different spot, a slightly more wholesome assemblage of girls is talking about how they can't believe that these guys are on their way to them, and that they could totally fall in love with one of them! OMG! One of the girls, whose name is also Jessica, says she's worried about getting involved with one of the guys and them not being cool with the fact that she has a son. She says she doesn't want to hide him and is looking for a guy who will teach her son to play baseball and, like, pee standing up and stuff. Tears flow freely, of course.
Next morning, the dudes all cop to being sort of nervous, and some of the girls are sitting around talking about how they hope the guys are, like, totally hot! BizarroCheno randomly says she bets a married governor will be in the mix. Huh? Insanely dumb dramatic music plays as the trio of hombres enters Ho Manor and introduce themselves to the bevy of broads. We go to commercial as RyRy teases an upcoming segment about Satan being confronted by some people who are not feeling her racism. Hey, he promised that last time. Lies!