MONDO EXTRAS

13: Fear Is Real Premiere

by Mindy Monez January 8, 2009 9:18 AM
Winter Pilot Season: <i>13: Fear Is Real</I>

The goal is to steal The Death Box with no one noticing.

Commercials. I can't wait for The Uninvited to open, because I'm really sick of the trailer.

Now the 13 are sitting around talking about how they're all going to turn against each other now and how sad that is, when Stefinie just gets up and walks away from the group towards The Death Box and NO ONE NOTICES OR CARES. She steals The Death Box and hides it in the foliage nearby and returns to the group, who does not notice either that she was ever gone or that she just returned from exactly where The Death Box was. Stefinie says she is very scared to be the killer. Despite having the balls to be the first to try to steal The Death Box, actually steal The Death Box, sneak back with no one noticing, and then act like nothing happened. OK, show.

Leah jumps up all of a sudden and says, "I wanna see if it's still there!" She goes to look, and of course it's not, and they all start accusing each other, like inmates do when the pruno goes dry. Though no one's accused her specifically, Stefinie is even more scared than she was before. She is "so completely terrified" that she goes back and PUTS THE DEATH BOX BACK IN THE RUSTY CAGE, even though no one had accused her yet, and probably never even would. She says it was what she had to do to get this load off her shoulders, and I say what load, exactly? She is aware that this is PRETEND MURDER, right? I'm not sure she is.

Everyone is understandably happy that The Death Box is back. Cody interviews that whoever took it and put it back totally couldn't handle the intense responsibility of having it, and I'm still like, WHAT RESPONSIBILITY? THIS IS PRETEND MURDER WE'RE TALKING ABOUT. It's literally as serious as that game you play in camp where you wink at a person and they "die."

It is now night time, the right time. The phone rings, and Cody answers, and it's Jigsaw! Hi Jigsaw! He says Kelly and Lauren have to go to execution times, and must go down the road, blindfold themselves, and wait for the minions. One of them will not be coming back, ever! Before they go, they have to record their last words. They are both so scared.

Commercials. Ooh, Pringles! And also, I know the critics hated Mirrors, but I think it looks scary and I'm going to rent it.

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