MONDO EXTRAS

Usually our recaps of the VMAs begin with us quoting ourselves four years ago or something, vowing that we'll never recap this show again. It was funny before. Now it's just a little pathetic. Like when your uncle tries to fit into his old jeans from college. Or Kurt Loder tries to act relevant. Let's get started...

We fast-forward through the pre-show because we realize in horror that it's an hour and a half long and no one has that much time. We have Olympics still on TiVo that we haven't even gotten to. Shit, George W. Bush's moronic speech was only sixty-two minutes. In TiVo language: "Boo-Boop!"

Pamie: This is...this is the 2004 MTV Video Music Awards! With today's special guest: Couch Baron!
Stee: Yay.
Couch Baron: Yay. Woo!
Stee: Direct from England. Via New York. No. Uh. Napa via New York via England. It's very exciting.
Pamie: Very well traveled. Lots of miles.
Stee: He traveled about six thousand, five hundred miles in the last couple of months. Uh, uprooting himself completely. We moved three miles and we're complaining every day.
Pamie: Yeah. Yeah.
Stee: Crying like babies.
Pamie: Yeah, we have no right to complain.
Couch Baron: And this is probably the most I've traveled for the least reward.
Pamie: Thank you?
Couch Baron: Uh, aside from hanging out with you two. But...recapping the VMAs.
Stee: It's an honor to be a part of the Pamie/Stee Axis of Evil.
Couch Baron: And I understand there will be other special guests later?
Stee: There may. We can't promise. But rumor has it there will be more special guests as the evening wears on. We are beginning all drinking water, but that won't last.
Pamie: That won't last very long at all.
Couch Baron: That won't last past the opening credits.
Stee: But this is the first recap in our new house.
Pamie: Yes. This recap will pay our water bill.
Stee: For a week.
Pamie: Yeah. It's very exciting.
Stee: Once again, I say if we're doing this again next year: Kill Us.
Pamie: We're only doing it this year because we have to pay our mortgage.

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Usually our recaps of the VMAs begin with us quoting ourselves four years ago or something, vowing that we'll never recap this show again. It was funny before. Now it's just a little pathetic. Like when your uncle tries to fit into his old jeans from college. Or Kurt Loder tries to act relevant. Let's get started...

We fast-forward through the pre-show because we realize in horror that it's an hour and a half long and no one has that much time. We have Olympics still on TiVo that we haven't even gotten to. Shit, George W. Bush's moronic speech was only sixty-two minutes. In TiVo language: "Boo-Boop!"

Pamie: This is...this is the 2004 MTV Video Music Awards! With today's special guest: Couch Baron!
Stee: Yay.
Couch Baron: Yay. Woo!
Stee: Direct from England. Via New York. No. Uh. Napa via New York via England. It's very exciting.
Pamie: Very well traveled. Lots of miles.
Stee: He traveled about six thousand, five hundred miles in the last couple of months. Uh, uprooting himself completely. We moved three miles and we're complaining every day.
Pamie: Yeah. Yeah.
Stee: Crying like babies.
Pamie: Yeah, we have no right to complain.
Couch Baron: And this is probably the most I've traveled for the least reward.
Pamie: Thank you?
Couch Baron: Uh, aside from hanging out with you two. But...recapping the VMAs.
Stee: It's an honor to be a part of the Pamie/Stee Axis of Evil.
Couch Baron: And I understand there will be other special guests later?
Stee: There may. We can't promise. But rumor has it there will be more special guests as the evening wears on. We are beginning all drinking water, but that won't last.
Pamie: That won't last very long at all.
Couch Baron: That won't last past the opening credits.
Stee: But this is the first recap in our new house.
Pamie: Yes. This recap will pay our water bill.
Stee: For a week.
Pamie: Yeah. It's very exciting.
Stee: Once again, I say if we're doing this again next year: Kill Us.
Pamie: We're only doing it this year because we have to pay our mortgage.

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