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Miami Lukewarm

by Pamie September 4, 2004
2004 MTV Video Music Awards
Stee: But we now have to die four times.
Couch Baron: If you're doing this again next year, I will travel however many thousands of miles it takes to personally come and kill you.
Stee: And here's the end of the arrivals.
Pamie: Oh, they still let Jimmy Fallon into places.
Stee: Fast-forward through this opening.
Pamie: I am.
Stee: Okay, then I'll say what's happening. Usher is arriving. Sway.
Pamie: You know what, Stee, you don't have to talk so much during this, because we haven't even started the show yet, so the recapping part of the recap hasn't started yet. This is just me having to transcribe.
Stee: Why are you fast-forwarding, then, if you don't want people to comment?
Pamie: [silence] I don't know why. That's a good question.

Kurt Loder talks to LL Cool J, who stands with models wearing TV t-shirts playing his video. LL is so overeager and selling himself so hard. As if Kurt Loder has had any say in any decision over at MTV since INXS were in heavy rotation. Then John Norris and Gideon Yago, wearing pink and white horrid suits (because we're in Miami, they will not let us forget), and then there's Kurt Loder and that Spoogen chick and she keeps recapping the arrivals (leave it to the professionals, honey) and Kurt keeps trying to get a word in edgewise but the powers that be at MTV have secretly instructed her and LL and everyone else not to let Kurt Loder talk so she babbles straight up until the opening credits.

Stee: All right. The end of the arrivals has LL Cool J talking to...what's his name? Gap-toothed guy?
Pamie: John Norris.
Stee: With two models with t-shirt TVs.
Couch Baron: Prada?
Stee: Maybe. Also gives new meaning to the phrase "boob tube." Come on! "Boob tube."
Pamie: Who is that? Is that Gideon Yago?
Stee: Gideon Yago is wearing a pink pimp suit. SuChin is wearing uh, something from...a hardware store.
Pamie: Why are they in Miami? Is it because of the Republican National Convention?
Stee: Yeah, because of the convention. They're in Miami for the RNC.
Pamie: I'm askin' for serious.
Stee: I'm sayin' for serious. Also cuz Miami's blowing up, yo! What, WHAT?
Couch Baron: It's the hottest city in the country, according to MTV.

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Miami Lukewarm

by Pamie September 4, 2004
2004 MTV Video Music Awards
Stee: But we now have to die four times.
Couch Baron: If you're doing this again next year, I will travel however many thousands of miles it takes to personally come and kill you.
Stee: And here's the end of the arrivals.
Pamie: Oh, they still let Jimmy Fallon into places.
Stee: Fast-forward through this opening.
Pamie: I am.
Stee: Okay, then I'll say what's happening. Usher is arriving. Sway.
Pamie: You know what, Stee, you don't have to talk so much during this, because we haven't even started the show yet, so the recapping part of the recap hasn't started yet. This is just me having to transcribe.
Stee: Why are you fast-forwarding, then, if you don't want people to comment?
Pamie: [silence] I don't know why. That's a good question.

Kurt Loder talks to LL Cool J, who stands with models wearing TV t-shirts playing his video. LL is so overeager and selling himself so hard. As if Kurt Loder has had any say in any decision over at MTV since INXS were in heavy rotation. Then John Norris and Gideon Yago, wearing pink and white horrid suits (because we're in Miami, they will not let us forget), and then there's Kurt Loder and that Spoogen chick and she keeps recapping the arrivals (leave it to the professionals, honey) and Kurt keeps trying to get a word in edgewise but the powers that be at MTV have secretly instructed her and LL and everyone else not to let Kurt Loder talk so she babbles straight up until the opening credits.

Stee: All right. The end of the arrivals has LL Cool J talking to...what's his name? Gap-toothed guy?
Pamie: John Norris.
Stee: With two models with t-shirt TVs.
Couch Baron: Prada?
Stee: Maybe. Also gives new meaning to the phrase "boob tube." Come on! "Boob tube."
Pamie: Who is that? Is that Gideon Yago?
Stee: Gideon Yago is wearing a pink pimp suit. SuChin is wearing uh, something from...a hardware store.
Pamie: Why are they in Miami? Is it because of the Republican National Convention?
Stee: Yeah, because of the convention. They're in Miami for the RNC.
Pamie: I'm askin' for serious.
Stee: I'm sayin' for serious. Also cuz Miami's blowing up, yo! What, WHAT?

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