Pamie: Good Lordie.
Stee: So remember three years ago when we said if we're doing this next year, kill us. And then the year after that we said that again.
Pamie: And then last year we said, "Seriously," and even Wing Chun was like, "Absolutely..." Wait, what are you pointing at?
Stee: I just want wine.
Pamie: [laughs] There you have it, folks: Stee just wants wine.
Djb: I'd just like to point out that, combined, we're like a hundred years past the demographic. I had to do secondary source reading before I came over to make sure I didn't accidentally refer to him as "Sooge" Knight.
Pamie: Or, God forbid, "Puff Daddy." I've read the press release. I'm prepared. But tonight we've only seen minimal stuff of what we're about to watch because we are doing this a couple days after it aired.
Stee: I once listened to "American Idiot" during a workout.
Djb: Oh no. It's so good.
Stee: I was kidding.
Pamie: He's kidding. He likes Green Day.
Djb: Oh. You were doing a bit?
Stee: I was doing a bit there. Take two.
Pamie: I understand who Kelly Clarkson is. We're going to try really hard not to sound old.
Stee: I've heard of Omicron. I don't really know what he is. I think he worked at Burger King; he has something to do with "BK."
Djb: He's, like, element number sixty-seven on the periodic table.
Pamie: But he was last year. We won't have to see him this year.
Stee: No. He's here. He's always here. You can't just will Omicron away.
Djb: You just got served, Pamie.
Stee: I feel like I used to listen to R. Kelly back in the days of Bell Biv Devoe, he's been around so long.
Pamie: Nope. He wasn't Bell, Biv, or Devoe.
Stee: He also looks about as old as the old Atlanta Braves baseball player Otis Nixon.
Pamie: All I know is R. Kelly pees on little girls and gets away with it.
Stee: And with that, why don't we start!
Pamie: Welcome to the 2005 MTV Video Music Awards!
Stee: Starring Stee, Pamie, and Djb.
Djb: I'm leaving at 11.

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Pamie: Good Lordie.
Stee: So remember three years ago when we said if we're doing this next year, kill us. And then the year after that we said that again.
Pamie: And then last year we said, "Seriously," and even Wing Chun was like, "Absolutely..." Wait, what are you pointing at?
Stee: I just want wine.
Pamie: [laughs] There you have it, folks: Stee just wants wine.
Djb: I'd just like to point out that, combined, we're like a hundred years past the demographic. I had to do secondary source reading before I came over to make sure I didn't accidentally refer to him as "Sooge" Knight.
Pamie: Or, God forbid, "Puff Daddy." I've read the press release. I'm prepared. But tonight we've only seen minimal stuff of what we're about to watch because we are doing this a couple days after it aired.
Stee: I once listened to "American Idiot" during a workout.
Djb: Oh no. It's so good.
Stee: I was kidding.
Pamie: He's kidding. He likes Green Day.
Djb: Oh. You were doing a bit?
Stee: I was doing a bit there. Take two.
Pamie: I understand who Kelly Clarkson is. We're going to try really hard not to sound old.
Stee: I've heard of Omicron. I don't really know what he is. I think he worked at Burger King; he has something to do with "BK."
Djb: He's, like, element number sixty-seven on the periodic table.
Pamie: But he was last year. We won't have to see him this year.
Stee: No. He's here. He's always here. You can't just will Omicron away.
Djb: You just got served, Pamie.
Stee: I feel like I used to listen to R. Kelly back in the days of Bell Biv Devoe, he's been around so long.
Pamie: Nope. He wasn't Bell, Biv, or Devoe.
Stee: He also looks about as old as the old Atlanta Braves baseball player Otis Nixon.
Pamie: All I know is R. Kelly pees on little girls and gets away with it.
Stee: And with that, why don't we start!
Pamie: Welcome to the 2005 MTV Video Music Awards!
Stee: Starring Stee, Pamie, and Djb.
Djb: I'm leaving at 11.

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