Mondo Extra
2005 MTV Video Music Awards

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Anything Can't Happen

Pamie: Is that what he said: "Dwayne Wayne"? Wasn't he on A Different World?
Stee: Yeah. I think it's Dwayne Wayne.
Pamie: So many Jessicas. Stee thinks Jessica Simpson is hot. But doesn't think Jessica Alba is hot. Dan, you don't even like women, and you understand that Jessica Alba is hotter than Jessica Simpson.
Djb: Jessica Alba has a slammin' body.
Stee: I don't understand. I'm just not on the team.
Pamie: Is this Dwayne Wayne?
Stee: I think it's someone called Dwayne Wade.
Djb: I like women and also I'm twenty-five.
Stee: Only three of those statements were lies.
Pamie: "I" was true.
Stee: Why is Shaq dressed like M.C. Skat Kat?
Pamie: He's wearing the same suit as everyone else. If he were wearing giant sunglasses and sitting down, you wouldn't be able to tell if that was him or Kanye West.
Djb: Oh, you hate black people!
Pamie: No! They're all in the same suit! It's butterscotch-colored on top--
Stee: Pam, why did you just call black people "butterscotch-colored"?
Pamie: I hate you both.
Djb: Now who is this?
Pamie: I think it's Shakira.
Stee: It doesn't look like Shakira.
Pamie: I'm going to go to www.shakira.net while she performs.
Djb: Oh, so we can "Boo-boop?"
Stee: No, I'm fascinated. Shakira is going to catch on fire. [Djb coughs for a while] Dan's dying over there. It's so sad that he's not going to live to see twenty-six.
Pamie: Yeah. That's when everything gets really good.
Stee: This is not Shakira.
Pamie: It is. She's talentless but incredibly hot. See: Shakira.
Stee: But she has a different face!
Pamie: Who else would they let sing in Spanish?
Djb: Maybe it's Ricky Martin. Or Gloria Estefan and Pretty Miami Hate Machine.
Stee: It doesn't look like her face at all!
Pamie: She's had some tanning.
Djb: It's Shakira. Look at the hip thing she's doing.
Stee: No! Remember when Shakira had a different face?
Pamie: I'm going to look on the computer.
Djb: What, are you going to read the recap?

Usher. The man always looks good. He introduces a Clownin' Vs. Krumping bit and drops an indie movie not one person in that audience saw. It's hard to get excited about the dance contest, since it's so poorly lit that it's hard to see what the hell is going on. We're treated to reaction shots of everybody else out there, who are watching it with a level of interest normally reserved for Thanksgiving Day parades.

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Mondo Extra
2005 MTV Video Music Awards

Episode Report Card
Grade It Now!
YOU GRADE IT
Anything Can't Happen

Pamie: Is that what he said: "Dwayne Wayne"? Wasn't he on A Different World?
Stee: Yeah. I think it's Dwayne Wayne.
Pamie: So many Jessicas. Stee thinks Jessica Simpson is hot. But doesn't think Jessica Alba is hot. Dan, you don't even like women, and you understand that Jessica Alba is hotter than Jessica Simpson.
Djb: Jessica Alba has a slammin' body.
Stee: I don't understand. I'm just not on the team.
Pamie: Is this Dwayne Wayne?
Stee: I think it's someone called Dwayne Wade.
Djb: I like women and also I'm twenty-five.
Stee: Only three of those statements were lies.
Pamie: "I" was true.
Stee: Why is Shaq dressed like M.C. Skat Kat?
Pamie: He's wearing the same suit as everyone else. If he were wearing giant sunglasses and sitting down, you wouldn't be able to tell if that was him or Kanye West.
Djb: Oh, you hate black people!
Pamie: No! They're all in the same suit! It's butterscotch-colored on top--
Stee: Pam, why did you just call black people "butterscotch-colored"?
Pamie: I hate you both.
Djb: Now who is this?
Pamie: I think it's Shakira.
Stee: It doesn't look like Shakira.
Pamie: I'm going to go to www.shakira.net while she performs.
Djb: Oh, so we can "Boo-boop?"
Stee: No, I'm fascinated. Shakira is going to catch on fire. [Djb coughs for a while] Dan's dying over there. It's so sad that he's not going to live to see twenty-six.
Pamie: Yeah. That's when everything gets really good.
Stee: This is not Shakira.
Pamie: It is. She's talentless but incredibly hot. See: Shakira.
Stee: But she has a different face!
Pamie: Who else would they let sing in Spanish?
Djb: Maybe it's Ricky Martin. Or Gloria Estefan and Pretty Miami Hate Machine.
Stee: It doesn't look like her face at all!
Pamie: She's had some tanning.
Djb: It's Shakira. Look at the hip thing she's doing.
Stee: No! Remember when Shakira had a different face?
Pamie: I'm going to look on the computer.
Djb: What, are you going to read the recap?

Usher. The man always looks good. He introduces a Clownin' Vs. Krumping bit and drops an indie movie not one person in that audience saw. It's hard to get excited about the dance contest, since it's so poorly lit that it's hard to see what the hell is going on. We're treated to reaction shots of everybody else out there, who are watching it with a level of interest normally reserved for Thanksgiving Day parades.

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