Mondo Extra
2005 MTV Video Music Awards

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Anything Can't Happen

Stee: "Haaangh!"
Pamie: "Haaangh!"
Stee: There's La La.
Pamie: I thought La La was Nicole Richie.
Stee: Oh, those kids in front were paid so much money to stand in front and pretend to have a great time. This is like Hee Haw level of comedy.
Pamie: Or, GLOW.
Stee: "The Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling"?
Pamie: Yup.
Stee: Wow. Some writer actually pitched "Seandoleeza Diddy Rice."
Pamie: And someone else went, "Write it up!"

Diddy asks Miami if they're ready to rock with Joel Madden and Hilary Duff. Miami has not yet responded and could not be reached for comment. Hilary Duff says something like, "Goo-goo, blah-blah, goo-goo, I'm a stupid girl! Whee!" Her boyfriend introduces The Killers, who are performing at a nearby location, unable to get wristbands into the actual ceremony.

Pamie: It looks like karaoke.
Stee: Where are they?
Pamie: Uninvited. At the hotel at home.
Djb: Who is this?
Pamie: The Killers?
Djb: Oh, they're from The O.C.
Pamie: They are from The O.C.
Stee: Are they embarrassed by themselves?
Pamie: All the way to the bank.

Djb: "All the way to the bank"? Are you from a '40s movie?
Stee: "Take it to the bank, see?"
Pamie: "I made a joke, see? Because they're old, see? They're not Duran Duran, see?"
Stee: "You can put that in a Money Market account, see?"
Djb: "Put it in T-bills."
Pamie: "Put it in a Roth IRA and liquidate it into stock, see?"
Stee: "Put that in a good fund and accrue twenty-percent interest, see?"
Pamie: "It's a seller's market, you see? And The Killers are buying. I said: The Killers are buying. Is this thing on? Operator, give me Poughkeepsie 8-5-7."
Stee: "Put it in War Bonds!"
Pamie: "I like these kids. They're going to go all the way, see? Call Aaron Spelling. We'll put them on The Love Boat.
Stee: "These kids are going to put out a 78 really soon. It'll blow you away! We'll get Danny Kaye to guest on it."
Pamie: "Western Union, I need to put a telegram out: The Killers. Stop. I love ya. Stop. Call me in the morning. Stop." These guys are all playing with live wires very close to dangerous water.

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Mondo Extra
2005 MTV Video Music Awards

Episode Report Card
Grade It Now!
YOU GRADE IT
Anything Can't Happen

Pamie: "Haaangh!"
Stee: There's La La.
Pamie: I thought La La was Nicole Richie.
Stee: Oh, those kids in front were paid so much money to stand in front and pretend to have a great time. This is like Hee Haw level of comedy.
Pamie: Or, GLOW.
Stee: "The Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling"?
Pamie: Yup.
Stee: Wow. Some writer actually pitched "Seandoleeza Diddy Rice."
Pamie: And someone else went, "Write it up!"

Diddy asks Miami if they're ready to rock with Joel Madden and Hilary Duff. Miami has not yet responded and could not be reached for comment. Hilary Duff says something like, "Goo-goo, blah-blah, goo-goo, I'm a stupid girl! Whee!" Her boyfriend introduces The Killers, who are performing at a nearby location, unable to get wristbands into the actual ceremony.

Pamie: It looks like karaoke.
Stee: Where are they?
Pamie: Uninvited. At the hotel at home.
Djb: Who is this?
Pamie: The Killers?
Djb: Oh, they're from The O.C.
Pamie: They are from The O.C.
Stee: Are they embarrassed by themselves?
Pamie: All the way to the bank.

Djb: "All the way to the bank"? Are you from a '40s movie?
Stee: "Take it to the bank, see?"
Pamie: "I made a joke, see? Because they're old, see? They're not Duran Duran, see?"
Stee: "You can put that in a Money Market account, see?"
Djb: "Put it in T-bills."
Pamie: "Put it in a Roth IRA and liquidate it into stock, see?"
Stee: "Put that in a good fund and accrue twenty-percent interest, see?"
Pamie: "It's a seller's market, you see? And The Killers are buying. I said: The Killers are buying. Is this thing on? Operator, give me Poughkeepsie 8-5-7."
Stee: "Put it in War Bonds!"
Pamie: "I like these kids. They're going to go all the way, see? Call Aaron Spelling. We'll put them on The Love Boat.
Stee: "These kids are going to put out a 78 really soon. It'll blow you away! We'll get Danny Kaye to guest on it."
Pamie: "Western Union, I need to put a telegram out: The Killers. Stop. I love ya. Stop. Call me in the morning. Stop." These guys are all playing with live wires very close to dangerous water.

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