Mondo Extra
2005 MTV Video Music Awards

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Anything Can't Happen

Pamie: God, I hate Black Eyed Peas so much.
Stee: I hope Fergie shits herself.
Pamie: She's made of stupid.
Stee: And she's old. She looks like Jessica Lange.
Pamie: In a banana suit.
Stee: Jessica Lange in a banana suit. That's Fergie. Oh, no. Fiddy Cent's on fire.
Pamie: Oh, who set Fiddy on fire?
Stee: His pants is highly flammable.
Pamie: You can shoot me...but actually I am highly susceptible to fire.
Stee: I just learned that Fiddy hangs to the right.
Pamie: Yeah, he does. He's touching himself more than Michael Jackson.
Stee: Is the sound broken?
Pamie: All the bleeps.
Stee: MTV broke TiVo.

Diddy takes some time to acknowledge the performers, asking people to give it up for Shakira, the "Oscar-award-winning" Jamie Foxx, Kanye West, and Kanye West's album. Diddy reminds us how we know he loves all kinds of music, including rock and roll: "People just think that I only like hip-hop, but I got some close friends of mine, that are some rock and roll stars. They're going to do a surprise performance because I asked them to. Give it up for my boys, My Chemical Romance!" Why does Diddy lie to us like that? Why Diddy? Why do you lie?

Stee: They're not his "boys."
Pamie: This is a Boo-boop of phenomenal proportions.
Stee: What is this fucking loser bullshit rock? What's he dressed in?
Pamie: He looks like he's going to go play laser tag.
Stee: And no one's going to play with him. "Hey, Diddy. You want to play laser tag?"
Pamie: "I thought I was your boy!"
Stee: I'll give Puffy a hundred dollars if he's ever listened to the My Chemical Romance album.

TiVo cuts off My Chemical Romance three notes in, but we were dumb enough to tape the after-show so we miss nothing.

Paris Hilton and Lil' Romeo. Bow Wow. Oh, like you care. Paris asks Miami what's up. Bow Wow and Paris compare their diamonds: "Who's got the sickest ice?" They compare chain for chain, wearing millions of dollars' worth of diamonds around their necks. Aren't rich people just like us? Viewer's Choice: Green Day, Snoop, My Chemical Romance, Shakira, and Kelly Clarkson. Green Day wins. They thank the viewers and some people we don't know.

Pamie: Oh, God. Paris looks like a walking skeleton.
Stee: And Bow Wow looks like Debbie Allen.

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Mondo Extra
2005 MTV Video Music Awards

Episode Report Card
Grade It Now!
YOU GRADE IT
Anything Can't Happen

Pamie: God, I hate Black Eyed Peas so much.
Stee: I hope Fergie shits herself.
Pamie: She's made of stupid.
Stee: And she's old. She looks like Jessica Lange.
Pamie: In a banana suit.
Stee: Jessica Lange in a banana suit. That's Fergie. Oh, no. Fiddy Cent's on fire.
Pamie: Oh, who set Fiddy on fire?
Stee: His pants is highly flammable.
Pamie: You can shoot me...but actually I am highly susceptible to fire.
Stee: I just learned that Fiddy hangs to the right.
Pamie: Yeah, he does. He's touching himself more than Michael Jackson.
Stee: Is the sound broken?
Pamie: All the bleeps.
Stee: MTV broke TiVo.

Diddy takes some time to acknowledge the performers, asking people to give it up for Shakira, the "Oscar-award-winning" Jamie Foxx, Kanye West, and Kanye West's album. Diddy reminds us how we know he loves all kinds of music, including rock and roll: "People just think that I only like hip-hop, but I got some close friends of mine, that are some rock and roll stars. They're going to do a surprise performance because I asked them to. Give it up for my boys, My Chemical Romance!" Why does Diddy lie to us like that? Why Diddy? Why do you lie?

Stee: They're not his "boys."
Pamie: This is a Boo-boop of phenomenal proportions.
Stee: What is this fucking loser bullshit rock? What's he dressed in?
Pamie: He looks like he's going to go play laser tag.
Stee: And no one's going to play with him. "Hey, Diddy. You want to play laser tag?"
Pamie: "I thought I was your boy!"
Stee: I'll give Puffy a hundred dollars if he's ever listened to the My Chemical Romance album.

TiVo cuts off My Chemical Romance three notes in, but we were dumb enough to tape the after-show so we miss nothing.

Paris Hilton and Lil' Romeo. Bow Wow. Oh, like you care. Paris asks Miami what's up. Bow Wow and Paris compare their diamonds: "Who's got the sickest ice?" They compare chain for chain, wearing millions of dollars' worth of diamonds around their necks. Aren't rich people just like us? Viewer's Choice: Green Day, Snoop, My Chemical Romance, Shakira, and Kelly Clarkson. Green Day wins. They thank the viewers and some people we don't know.

Pamie: Oh, God. Paris looks like a walking skeleton.
Stee: And Bow Wow looks like Debbie Allen.

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