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2005 MTV Video Music Awards

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Anything Can't Happen

Pamie: I think their next album will be a children's album.
Stee: That would be a really good idea.
Djb: No, next year they'll open with "Let's Get It Started" like every-fucking-body is.
Pamie: I was talking last night about how fucking pissed Pink must be at the Black Eyed Peas because every event used to open by playing, "I'm Coming Out." I imagine Pink calls Fergie, "You fucking whore. I'm writing a song next called, 'I'm Starting This Shit Up Again.'"
Stee: That was some pretty half-assed harmonizing by Tre Cool just now.
Djb: And not entirely knowing the words.
Stee: He has to have a monitor, like Dylan. "Like a rolling..." what?

Billie Joe thumps his chest triumphantly and we're out to the opening credits. What up, Miami? We might find out what a B5 is. Are they an advanced version of B2K? Time for an upgrade.

Stee: I don't know any of these people.
Djb: Daddy Yankee?
Stee: Ciara?
Pamie: Don Omar?
Djb: Have we gotten past Jason Mraz yet? Does that mean he's not in it?
Pamie and Djb: Yay!
Stee: John Legend?
Pamie: Who's that?
Djb: Omicron! There he is?
Stee: Ricky Martin?!
Pamie: We are in Miami. He has to be there.
Djb: Oh yes, rising water is exactly the effect we need to be showing to the American people right about now.
Pamie: Well, it did air on Sunday.
Stee: Yes, while there was a giant hurricane threatening Miami. And then Suge Knight got shot.
Pamie: I know. What's going on in the world?
Stee: What's going on in the world when Suge doesn't get shot? Is The Postal Service about to play? What's with the beeps?
Pamie: "Ladies and Gentlemen. Jon Brion."
Stee: Oh my God. I was watching Sportscenter, and one of the anchors referenced Death Cab For Cutie. Bad sign.
Pamie: I was reading in the L.A. Times how P. Diddy...
Djb and Stee: Diddy! Just Diddy!
Stee: If we've learned anything tonight...
Pamie: Sorry.
Djb: The "P" was getting in between him and his fans.
Pamie: Wait. Is he doing Frankie Goes To Hollywood? This is the music for "Relax," isn't it?
Stee: I think he's going to do Will Smith's "A Nightmare on My Street."

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Mondo Extra
2005 MTV Video Music Awards

Episode Report Card
Grade It Now!
YOU GRADE IT
Anything Can't Happen

Stee: That would be a really good idea.
Djb: No, next year they'll open with "Let's Get It Started" like every-fucking-body is.
Pamie: I was talking last night about how fucking pissed Pink must be at the Black Eyed Peas because every event used to open by playing, "I'm Coming Out." I imagine Pink calls Fergie, "You fucking whore. I'm writing a song next called, 'I'm Starting This Shit Up Again.'"
Stee: That was some pretty half-assed harmonizing by Tre Cool just now.
Djb: And not entirely knowing the words.
Stee: He has to have a monitor, like Dylan. "Like a rolling..." what?

Billie Joe thumps his chest triumphantly and we're out to the opening credits. What up, Miami? We might find out what a B5 is. Are they an advanced version of B2K? Time for an upgrade.

Stee: I don't know any of these people.
Djb: Daddy Yankee?
Stee: Ciara?
Pamie: Don Omar?
Djb: Have we gotten past Jason Mraz yet? Does that mean he's not in it?
Pamie and Djb: Yay!
Stee: John Legend?
Pamie: Who's that?
Djb: Omicron! There he is?
Stee: Ricky Martin?!
Pamie: We are in Miami. He has to be there.
Djb: Oh yes, rising water is exactly the effect we need to be showing to the American people right about now.
Pamie: Well, it did air on Sunday.
Stee: Yes, while there was a giant hurricane threatening Miami. And then Suge Knight got shot.
Pamie: I know. What's going on in the world?
Stee: What's going on in the world when Suge doesn't get shot? Is The Postal Service about to play? What's with the beeps?
Pamie: "Ladies and Gentlemen. Jon Brion."
Stee: Oh my God. I was watching Sportscenter, and one of the anchors referenced Death Cab For Cutie. Bad sign.
Pamie: I was reading in the L.A. Times how P. Diddy...
Djb and Stee: Diddy! Just Diddy!
Stee: If we've learned anything tonight...
Pamie: Sorry.
Djb: The "P" was getting in between him and his fans.
Pamie: Wait. Is he doing Frankie Goes To Hollywood? This is the music for "Relax," isn't it?
Stee: I think he's going to do Will Smith's "A Nightmare on My Street."
Pamie: The point is that the L.A. Times said that Diddy was known for his "entrepreneurial and dance skills." What dance skills? ["Seriously. He dances about as well as he breathes through his nose." -- Wing Chun]

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