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2005 MTV Video Music Awards

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Anything Can't Happen

Stee: Ludacris is standing on a big CD.
Djb: CDs are so over. He should be standing on a play list.
Stee: Hee. That was funny.
Djb: See. I told you guys I'd get my jokes on the internet.
Pamie: Diddy's suit looks soft.
Stee: Remember when Diddy was on Broadway? And then he ran a marathon? And then tried to get us to vote? Diddy had a very weird 2004.
Pamie: Everything he does has a "certain level of class"? What, like, "Shake Your Tailfeather"?
Stee: Yes, a low level of class.
Djb: Shooting J. Lo? Didn't he do that?
Pamie: "Anything can happen"? Like you making a good song?
Stee: Like this show not just delving into chaos for three and a half hours.
Djb: Why is he still introducing the show? It's been half an hour.
Pamie: He just gave a watch away. "I don't even know him!"
Djb: "Yeah. That's not my assistant or anything."
Stee: A diamond watch give-away just totally bombed.
Djb: I hope it was a watch that stops time. And that he uses it right now.

Diddy introduces Orlando Bloom and Kirsten Dunst, calling Orlando Bloom one of the prettiest stars in Hollywood. Jamie Foxx is in the audience, thinking about how much he liked playing Ray Charles. Kirsten Dunst giggles her way through, clutching Orlando Bloom. Their combined weight is seventeen pounds. And three of those pounds are hair products. The nominees for Best Rock Video: Weezer, "Beverly Hills"; The Killers, "Mr. Brightside"; Green Day, "Boulevard of Broken Dreams"; Foo Fighters, "Best of You"; and My Chemical Romance, "Helena." Green Day picks up the Moon Man. They take their time making their way to the stage, seemingly confused about where the stage is located. They thank the audience. "It's great to know that rock music still has a place at MTV." They thank their suits and the fans and leave. Somehow, only a half-hour has passed. How is this possible?

Stee: What category is this?
Pamie: Best Song From Pamie's iPod.
Stee: I think it's Best White Video.
Pamie: Foo Fighters! I just want to see Dave Grohl.
Stee: Yeah, right. If they win I will...take a sip of wine.
Pamie: Oh, right. Green Day. Duh.
Stee: Ah, sorry, you didn't win, Gabe. I mean, My Chemical Romance guy.

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Mondo Extra
2005 MTV Video Music Awards

Episode Report Card
Grade It Now!
YOU GRADE IT
Anything Can't Happen

Stee: Ludacris is standing on a big CD.
Djb: CDs are so over. He should be standing on a play list.
Stee: Hee. That was funny.
Djb: See. I told you guys I'd get my jokes on the internet.
Pamie: Diddy's suit looks soft.
Stee: Remember when Diddy was on Broadway? And then he ran a marathon? And then tried to get us to vote? Diddy had a very weird 2004.
Pamie: Everything he does has a "certain level of class"? What, like, "Shake Your Tailfeather"?
Stee: Yes, a low level of class.
Djb: Shooting J. Lo? Didn't he do that?
Pamie: "Anything can happen"? Like you making a good song?
Stee: Like this show not just delving into chaos for three and a half hours.
Djb: Why is he still introducing the show? It's been half an hour.
Pamie: He just gave a watch away. "I don't even know him!"
Djb: "Yeah. That's not my assistant or anything."
Stee: A diamond watch give-away just totally bombed.
Djb: I hope it was a watch that stops time. And that he uses it right now.

Diddy introduces Orlando Bloom and Kirsten Dunst, calling Orlando Bloom one of the prettiest stars in Hollywood. Jamie Foxx is in the audience, thinking about how much he liked playing Ray Charles. Kirsten Dunst giggles her way through, clutching Orlando Bloom. Their combined weight is seventeen pounds. And three of those pounds are hair products. The nominees for Best Rock Video: Weezer, "Beverly Hills"; The Killers, "Mr. Brightside"; Green Day, "Boulevard of Broken Dreams"; Foo Fighters, "Best of You"; and My Chemical Romance, "Helena." Green Day picks up the Moon Man. They take their time making their way to the stage, seemingly confused about where the stage is located. They thank the audience. "It's great to know that rock music still has a place at MTV." They thank their suits and the fans and leave. Somehow, only a half-hour has passed. How is this possible?

Stee: What category is this?
Pamie: Best Song From Pamie's iPod.
Stee: I think it's Best White Video.
Pamie: Foo Fighters! I just want to see Dave Grohl.
Stee: Yeah, right. If they win I will...take a sip of wine.
Pamie: Oh, right. Green Day. Duh.
Stee: Ah, sorry, you didn't win, Gabe. I mean, My Chemical Romance guy.

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