Michael Eisner would like to freak you out now. Some garish shit happens on a flat screen behind him as he talks the usual terrifying "we educate, we entertain" Disney line. He would like to scare you with new versions of old classics like The Music Man, starring Matthew Broderick, Cinderella, (shudder) Annie, The Miracle Worker (with that little girl from Curly Sue that lives only on Pepsi), Sounder, and Ruby Bridges. He says these like you've heard of them before, and then talks for awhile about how awesome they are, and how the Disney heritage is classic family storytelling. As long as there's a dead mother or father, we are there, he concludes. Then his horrible face goes away.
Back from commercial, some dude comes wandering into the room humming. He totally has red eyes! Is this Tru Calling? He hisses "Charles Wallace" and exposits kind of clumsily that this whole long deal has in fact been getting CW to Camazotz. Kitty asks why his eyes are red and he says, "It was a late night." This is the quality of what we're dealing with. He starts talking -- really a whole lot like Eisner, in fact -- about the abolishment of conflict and the importance of classic family storytelling. CW is new and different and powerful and magnificent and all that. They try to warn him to avoid this dude and not to be eaten by his pride but he's all, "I'm going to figure out what you are and make you not be it anymore." Don't front on the guy with red eyes, Charles Wallace. Kitty tries to intimidate the IT Guy, and he uses his mind powers to hurl her against the wall and then the floor splits and spreads apart -- just like in a video game, or adventure movies about crypts and caverns and booty, and nowhere else ever! -- and they're yelling across a bunch of smoke.
Then for one thousand years the weird IT guy gives him all this self-important ego inflation bullshit talk and the others yell these stock phrases about "Ignore him!" "Don't listen to him!" and the music doesn't really know what to do with itself and then we're back to the teratoma from the beginning with the ball of hair and human teeth. The others keep yelling.
Then this Russian female astronaut comes floating out of a giant book and does a dance in the air. For real. Why? This goes on all night long. Then she floats back down into the giant book. It is retarded. The others keep yelling.
Effeminate IT dude zaps Dr. Mr. and floats the Fibonacci sequence in front of CW to prove some point. What's funny is that I knew it was the Fibonacci sequence not because I recognized the numbers but because it's always the Fibonacci sequence. Then he tells CW it's all a game and if CW wins the game he'll let all of them go. It's all quite dumb. There's some slo-mo as CW and the IT dude feed on each other's minds and whatnot. CW's eyes turn red and creepy. The others keep yelling.