Oscars 2012: The Liveblog
10:15: And it does win! No sign of Novak, though. She must not have been able to smuggle her shiv through security.
10:15: Before we forget, "Tintin" is one word not two, Oscar producers! Spellcheck your background images next time.
10:17: Oh Will and Zack. You guys are so... wacky.
10:18: They're here to present Best Original Song a.k.a. Let's Give an Award to The Muppets. Rio we hardly knew ye.
10:19: To no one's surprise, Bret McKenzie wins! Fun fact: he's the first Elf-in-Waiting to nab an Oscar.
10:20: We're so happy that a Conchord has won an Oscar, we're cueing up "Foux de Fafa" right now.
10:21: By the way, if you want to read the interview we conducted with the new Oscar winner back in November, click here.
10:23: George Clooney is like, "Billy, I helped you out for that opening film. Leave me alone. I'm off the clock"
10:24: Angelina Jolie takes the stage solo to present Best Adapted Screenplay. Because she'd cut anyone that dared to walk next to her with those bony shoulder blades of hers. (And, damn, did we almost see her rooney mara in that dress?)
10:25: Awaiting a Dean Pelton sighting when The Descendants wins. Barring a last minute Tinker Tailor upset, of course.
10:26: No upset here. The Descendants triumphs and we get to see our fair Dean. C'mon Jim, slip a Community reference in there somehow.
10:27: Hurry up, Alex. We wanna hear Jim speak. Don't you dare play Pelton off, orchestra.
10:28: Boo, hiss! Get Rash back up there, somebody. You let the Once chick do that a few years back.
10:29: Angelina stays in the picture for Best Original Screenplay. Woody Allen wins, but he didn't bother to show up, natch. (Thus giving the night's best acceptance speech by far).
10:32: Forgot which movie won Art Direction and which won Cinematography? Catch up via our handy list right here.