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Behind the Camera: The Unauthorized Story of Charlie’s Angels

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Elsewhere, Aaron and Len are in a screening. Aaron is in the middle of giving notes when Barney comes in and announces that they need to talk. Why, you ask? Well, he's peeved about some semi-derogatory interview Aaron has given to an unnamed publication, in which he says that the show isn't about anything more than jiggling boobies and hot asses. Barney yelps that he's totally being undermined! But Aaron, no fool he, insists that the show is now and always has been "camp. Mindless entertainment. Eye candy!" Len agrees: "It ain't broke. Stop trying to fix it." Serious Producer Barney stomps his feet and tells the men that they can't lose by making a better show. Len and Aaron, frankly, disagree; mediocrity is just fine with them, God bless them! But Barney and his patchwork vest think this is just terrible and stomps off. "He is really starting to get on my nerves," Len says. Hee. I might be falling a little bit in love with Len. La Maison de Fawcett et Majors. Lee sits moodily in the dark and smokes. Farrah bustles in and wonders why he isn't in bed, and nervously offers to give him a backrub. I think you should set his bed on fire, Farrah, if you know what I mean, and, at least judging from the IMDb, I think you do. Lee bitches and whines that he doesn't have a wife anymore, blah blah blah blah blah. Farrah sniffles that she can't do this right now, because she is exhausted. "THEN GO TO BED," Lee yells. Poor Farrah sobs that this whole thing was his big idea anyway. She never wanted to be a phenomenon! "I loved being Mrs. Lee Majors!" she yells. Lee tells her to quit the show, then. "Believe me, that's all I ever think about," Farrah spits. "But if I do quit, it'll be my decision and not anybody else's." Except, obviously, Lee's, because he is a controlling asshole. The most bionic thing about him is his assholery. We zip over to the studio lot, where the tourists are just crazy for the Angels! Crazy! And they're so crazy that the poor overworked guard doesn't even recognize Lee Majors and won't even let him in to see his very own wife until he takes off his sunglasses and proves that he, too, is A Star. And then the security guard starts doing this very bad Steve Austin imitation, and Lee wants to punch him, but doesn't, by some miracle, and instead just storms over to Farrah and suddenly he's holding flowers he didn't have two seconds ago. They kiss and make up, and he suggests that they go away for the weekend, but she tells him she can't, because she has a promotion to do, and now she's late and they need her on set, and then Lee freaks because the PA is calling for "Farrah Fawcett," sans the "-Majors" and then Farrah simply has to run away (from his rage), but she promises that they'll talk in the limo on the way to the People's Choice Awards. Lee flings the flowers down and screams like a baby that he isn't going to the stupid award show. I hate him. But at least we're finally getting some fucking fighting on this show.

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La Maison de Fawcett et Majors. Lee sits moodily in the dark and smokes. Farrah bustles in and wonders why he isn't in bed, and nervously offers to give him a backrub. I think you should set his bed on fire, Farrah, if you know what I mean, and, at least judging from the IMDb, I think you do. Lee bitches and whines that he doesn't have a wife anymore, blah blah blah blah blah. Farrah sniffles that she can't do this right now, because she is exhausted. "THEN GO TO BED," Lee yells. Poor Farrah sobs that this whole thing was his big idea anyway. She never wanted to be a phenomenon! "I loved being Mrs. Lee Majors!" she yells. Lee tells her to quit the show, then. "Believe me, that's all I ever think about," Farrah spits. "But if I do quit, it'll be my decision and not anybody else's." Except, obviously, Lee's, because he is a controlling asshole. The most bionic thing about him is his assholery.

We zip over to the studio lot, where the tourists are just crazy for the Angels! Crazy! And they're so crazy that the poor overworked guard doesn't even recognize Lee Majors and won't even let him in to see his very own wife until he takes off his sunglasses and proves that he, too, is A Star. And then the security guard starts doing this very bad Steve Austin imitation, and Lee wants to punch him, but doesn't, by some miracle, and instead just storms over to Farrah and suddenly he's holding flowers he didn't have two seconds ago. They kiss and make up, and he suggests that they go away for the weekend, but she tells him she can't, because she has a promotion to do, and now she's late and they need her on set, and then Lee freaks because the PA is calling for "Farrah Fawcett," sans the "-Majors" and then Farrah simply has to run away (from his rage), but she promises that they'll talk in the limo on the way to the People's Choice Awards. Lee flings the flowers down and screams like a baby that he isn't going to the stupid award show. I hate him. But at least we're finally getting some fucking fighting on this show.

PCA. Haven't we been here already? Yes, yes, children, we have. But this time, we get to see "Stevie Wonder" present Farrah with the award for "Favorite Female in a New Television Show." And then Farrah skips up to the stage and Lee Majors walks out in this hideous ruffled shirt and tells her that he's proud of her, and "the people out there" are, too, or something, and then orders her to say something. Farrah cries, like it's the Emmys or something, and thanks everyone, and...

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