MONDO EXTRAS

The Magic of Me!

by Omar G April 16, 2001
Copperfield! Tornado Of Fire

After the commercial, a pre-recorded message is shown, which I admit is an absolutely bogus thing to do. I explain that it's so I could focus and thank everyone who made the show possible. I thank Clorox -- the best sponsor CBS could find, apparently -- and my safety team. I also thank the folks at home, who I say I hope are in their perfect place. And then Carson reads the rest of the sponsors while a terrible, horrible Michael McDonald-sounding song plays over a quick shot of the tornado platform. I swear I had nothing to do with that song. You have to believe me.

So there you have it. Anticlimactic? Perhaps. A bit of a letdown after all these years of preparation? Maybe.

But you know what? I'm David Copperfield. And you will never be anything close to David Copperfield. Tonight, when four under-aged mail-order sex-maids are attending to my slightly warmed-over naked body on a king-sized bed at Caesar's Palace, I won't be thinking of any of you at all. Illusion that! You little shits.

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The Magic of Me!

by Omar G April 16, 2001
Copperfield! Tornado Of Fire After the commercial, a pre-recorded message is shown, which I admit is an absolutely bogus thing to do. I explain that it's so I could focus and thank everyone who made the show possible. I thank Clorox -- the best sponsor CBS could find, apparently -- and my safety team. I also thank the folks at home, who I say I hope are in their perfect place. And then Carson reads the rest of the sponsors while a terrible, horrible Michael McDonald-sounding song plays over a quick shot of the tornado platform. I swear I had nothing to do with that song. You have to believe me. So there you have it. Anticlimactic? Perhaps. A bit of a letdown after all these years of preparation? Maybe. But you know what? I'm David Copperfield. And you will never be anything close to David Copperfield. Tonight, when four under-aged mail-order sex-maids are attending to my slightly warmed-over naked body on a king-sized bed at Caesar's Palace, I won't be thinking of any of you at all. Illusion that! You little shits.

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