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Marlena's Life Is Hard

by Jessica February 26, 2006
Days Of Our Lives

And FINALLY, we're at the credits. I was going to wax poetic about how the Days credits remind me of my beloved late grandmother, but then I remember she used to watch Y&R. Never mind.

After the ads, we're back at Brady's, where he is still talking to Chloe about how he wants to be with her. He'll totally move if she wants him to! He will! "No! This can't happen!" Nicole says to herself. She should be thrilled that Chloe doesn't seem that into it.

Hostage Hoo-Ha. Caroline Brady and Victor Kirakakakakakakakkakaakas are still talking about his Inappropriate Kiss. She insists that there's nothing to forgive. I must say, they both look cute in their Senior Hostage Sportswear. Victor tells Caroline that he cares about and loves her, but that he doesn't want her upset, ever: "I lured you away once, many years ago, to terrible consequences." She agrees that their affair was wrong, but notes that it did produce a remarkable son. "I can't imagine a world without Bo," Victor says. And this is some awesome exposition. Backstory in two sentences! Well played, Days writers. Man, Caroline Brady is so boring. I feel like Victor and his spectacular mustache could do better. Anyway, Victor tells Caroline that the love they shared in the past must stay in the past, and Caroline tells him that he's a good guy, blah blah blah. Victor tries to send Caroline into the bar, and she insists that they're all friends and all hostages, together, and that he should also come to the bar. Isn't that true for life, really?

Inside the bar, Marlena sighs that she doesn't know why the memory of being buried alive is overwhelming her. Uh, BECAUSE YOU WERE BURIED ALIVE? That would be traumatic. I'm just saying. But Roman wants to "work with it." He wonders how she got out of the coffin and to the island. "Did they dig you up?" Abe asks. Abe, you never ask a lady that. "Or did they use the catacombs and tunnels under the sea?" Roman asks mildly, like he's wondering if they took the 405 or the 10 to get to work. Enter Victor and Caroline. Marlena and her age-inappropriate tube top explain that they were trying to figure out how they all got there. Roman decides to use Caroline as an example of how dead they all seemed: "I mean, she was dead. I was just SO SURE she had been embalmed." That line is just hilarious, as is Caroline's uncomfortable expression. Marlena brings everything back to her by saying that she remembers feeling "trapped."

Cut to Marlena in the coffin holding a stuffed animal. "They really buried me," she says aloud in a tone one would use to note that the post office had finally started forwarding your mail. Then: "Oh. NO! YOU MADE A MISTAKE OH NO NO NOOOO!" Hee.

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Marlena's Life Is Hard

by Jessica February 26, 2006
Days Of Our Lives

And FINALLY, we're at the credits. I was going to wax poetic about how the Days credits remind me of my beloved late grandmother, but then I remember she used to watch Y&R. Never mind.

After the ads, we're back at Brady's, where he is still talking to Chloe about how he wants to be with her. He'll totally move if she wants him to! He will! "No! This can't happen!" Nicole says to herself. She should be thrilled that Chloe doesn't seem that into it.

Hostage Hoo-Ha. Caroline Brady and Victor Kirakakakakakakakkakaakas are still talking about his Inappropriate Kiss. She insists that there's nothing to forgive. I must say, they both look cute in their Senior Hostage Sportswear. Victor tells Caroline that he cares about and loves her, but that he doesn't want her upset, ever: "I lured you away once, many years ago, to terrible consequences." She agrees that their affair was wrong, but notes that it did produce a remarkable son. "I can't imagine a world without Bo," Victor says. And this is some awesome exposition. Backstory in two sentences! Well played, Days writers. Man, Caroline Brady is so boring. I feel like Victor and his spectacular mustache could do better. Anyway, Victor tells Caroline that the love they shared in the past must stay in the past, and Caroline tells him that he's a good guy, blah blah blah. Victor tries to send Caroline into the bar, and she insists that they're all friends and all hostages, together, and that he should also come to the bar. Isn't that true for life, really?

Inside the bar, Marlena sighs that she doesn't know why the memory of being buried alive is overwhelming her. Uh, BECAUSE YOU WERE BURIED ALIVE? That would be traumatic. I'm just saying. But Roman wants to "work with it." He wonders how she got out of the coffin and to the island. "Did they dig you up?" Abe asks. Abe, you never ask a lady that. "Or did they use the catacombs and tunnels under the sea?" Roman asks mildly, like he's wondering if they took the 405 or the 10 to get to work. Enter Victor and Caroline. Marlena and her age-inappropriate tube top explain that they were trying to figure out how they all got there. Roman decides to use Caroline as an example of how dead they all seemed: "I mean, she was dead. I was just SO SURE she had been embalmed." That line is just hilarious, as is Caroline's uncomfortable expression. Marlena brings everything back to her by saying that she remembers feeling "trapped."

Cut to Marlena in the coffin holding a stuffed animal. "They really buried me," she says aloud in a tone one would use to note that the post office had finally started forwarding your mail. Then: "Oh. NO! YOU MADE A MISTAKE OH NO NO NOOOO!" Hee.

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