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Marlena's Life Is Hard

by Jessica February 26, 2006
Days Of Our Lives

Wow, speaking of commercials, I totally forgot Little Black Book even existed. I think I had to block it out in order for my imaginary marriage to Ron Livingston to continue,

Hostage Hut. Roman's been doing some thinking. He thinks maybe....I am not sure what he's thinking. Is Roman always sort of nonsensical? Because I kind of can't understand his thought processes. At any rate, Abe wants them to be "proactive," whatever that means, and Roman yaps some more about Patrick Lockhart, and wonders if Marlena can hypnotize him.

Across the restaurant, Caroline offers Victor some pie. He responds by telling her that he loves her. That must a hell of a pie. He just wanted to say it out loud, he explains, but he assures her that he won't act on his feelings, because he doesn't want to tear her family apart. "So we can't be together...ever...right?"

Back at the graveyard, Sami and the rest of them are wondering if maybe someone has robbed Marlena's grave. Bo wonders if the grave has been robbed as revenge for Marlena's killing everyone that time she was the Salem Stalker. Lockjawed John Black grits that that theory doesn't fly for him. Sami points out yet again that they buried her mother alive, and Bo promises her that they'll find out what happened. John Black announces, so very dramatically, that they're not going to get any answers standing around. "Let's so find out what happened to my wife," he announces, and literally storms off. Man, he is not a very good actor. I had no idea. Everyone runs after him.

Oh my God, now we have to go back to Jan's house. I have to tell you, Kyle Brandt looks like Richard Burton next to these two girls. Jan goes off to get them first aid supplies, as Phillip examines Belle's knee. On the way to the first aid closet, Jan checks on a sleeping Shawn...who is dreaming that he's calling for Belle. Oh, poor Shawn. It was all a dream. I'd like to point out that Shawn's wearing boy's unbuttoned baseball pants and I have never seen so many pubes. On network TV, I mean. Not in my life. I am thirty years old. Um. Anyway. Lots of pubes. I am sort of mesmerized by them. At any rate, Shawn tosses and turns. "My potion works like a charm," Jan announces. "You've been sleeping this whole time." Aw, good old roofies. A classic.

Back in the living room, Phillip has sort of fixed Belle's knee. Jan gives them a Band-Aid. "I know my knee's not bad it's Shawn I'm worried about Jan you have to tell me where he is and what you know about him," Belle recites robotically. The little girl on Small Wonder was better than this. Seriously. Finally, Jan announces that she'll tell them the truth about Shawn, which in Soap Operaese means that she'll tell them nothing at all. Belle opens her mouth awkwardly, and we go to the ads.

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Marlena's Life Is Hard

by Jessica February 26, 2006
Days Of Our Lives

Wow, speaking of commercials, I totally forgot Little Black Book even existed. I think I had to block it out in order for my imaginary marriage to Ron Livingston to continue,

Hostage Hut. Roman's been doing some thinking. He thinks maybe....I am not sure what he's thinking. Is Roman always sort of nonsensical? Because I kind of can't understand his thought processes. At any rate, Abe wants them to be "proactive," whatever that means, and Roman yaps some more about Patrick Lockhart, and wonders if Marlena can hypnotize him.

Across the restaurant, Caroline offers Victor some pie. He responds by telling her that he loves her. That must a hell of a pie. He just wanted to say it out loud, he explains, but he assures her that he won't act on his feelings, because he doesn't want to tear her family apart. "So we can't be together...ever...right?"

Back at the graveyard, Sami and the rest of them are wondering if maybe someone has robbed Marlena's grave. Bo wonders if the grave has been robbed as revenge for Marlena's killing everyone that time she was the Salem Stalker. Lockjawed John Black grits that that theory doesn't fly for him. Sami points out yet again that they buried her mother alive, and Bo promises her that they'll find out what happened. John Black announces, so very dramatically, that they're not going to get any answers standing around. "Let's so find out what happened to my wife," he announces, and literally storms off. Man, he is not a very good actor. I had no idea. Everyone runs after him.

Oh my God, now we have to go back to Jan's house. I have to tell you, Kyle Brandt looks like Richard Burton next to these two girls. Jan goes off to get them first aid supplies, as Phillip examines Belle's knee. On the way to the first aid closet, Jan checks on a sleeping Shawn...who is dreaming that he's calling for Belle. Oh, poor Shawn. It was all a dream. I'd like to point out that Shawn's wearing boy's unbuttoned baseball pants and I have never seen so many pubes. On network TV, I mean. Not in my life. I am thirty years old. Um. Anyway. Lots of pubes. I am sort of mesmerized by them. At any rate, Shawn tosses and turns. "My potion works like a charm," Jan announces. "You've been sleeping this whole time." Aw, good old roofies. A classic.

Back in the living room, Phillip has sort of fixed Belle's knee. Jan gives them a Band-Aid. "I know my knee's not bad it's Shawn I'm worried about Jan you have to tell me where he is and what you know about him," Belle recites robotically. The little girl on Small Wonder was better than this. Seriously. Finally, Jan announces that she'll tell them the truth about Shawn, which in Soap Operaese means that she'll tell them nothing at all. Belle opens her mouth awkwardly, and we go to the ads.

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