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Dynasty: “Royal Wedding”

The next morning, Adam enters the room where Blake is standing, and starts to blather on about drill bits. Even Blake looks bored. The only thing he really wants to talk about is how Adam has been defying his wishes by seeing Claudia. Adam denies that he didn't listen to what his father said, but...dude, if your tongue is in her mouth, it's pretty obvious. Blake talks at Adam, Adam stares, and finally Adam says, "Don't force me to do anything that we both would regret." The only thing is, Adam does just about as many acts that everyone regrets as Blake does, so this could play out in a very entertaining manner. Adam only replies, "Naturally, I'll do whatever you say." They have some more staring, and finally Adam leaves as Blake looks contemplative.

Adam is already doing a good job honoring Blake's wishes -- he and Claudia are holding hands. She's in some fetching tapered white pants and a blousy jacket. He's clearly been telling her what Blake said, and she asks if this implied that Adam would be cut off. When he confirms this, she asks what he replied. Adam: "I told him I'd never give you up, and I never will." Oh, Adam. Is lying just a sport for you? A sport where you're really only on the junior varsity team, that's for sure, with the number of times you get busted. Remember when you painted Jeff's office with the poison paint and then framed your mother for it? Hmm, actually, that's a bad example since Alexis ended up taking the rap for it, but still. If Adam's mother wasn't irrationally devoted and appreciative of deception, that would have been problematic. Claudia is still dumber than a box of hair, however, and so she looks pleased and puts her hand into her foot-long jacket pocket. Adam adds, "But somehow I'm going to find a way to have Denver Carrington and you." He gazes into Claudia's face and her gigantic bangs.

Alexis is in a pale pink satin nightgown and robe, getting a manicure in one of the gilded chairs. She's very unconcerned about Dex leaving: "Nothing to lose any sleep about. He's basically a cowboy, and this is a royal wedding, and the twain, as they say, never necessarily shall meet." God, I want to BE her. Back to more important matters: "Now remember, darling, when you walk down the aisle, I want you to think about your posture. There's nothing more unattractive than a beautiful bride with drooping shoulders." Amanda has three -- count 'em, three -- people working on her hair and makeup, and then keeps picking up and putting down a hand mirror to look at herself and look carefree and happy. "And when you hold the bouquet, I want you to hold your arms parallel to the ground. And when Blake takes you down the aisle, do not let him walk you too fast. Remember -- this is your wedding." Amanda just looks amused, as do I, at home on my sofa. Alexis should hire herself out as a wedding consultant. I'd hire her. Thunder rumbles, and Amanda says, "Happy is the bride the sun shines on," a bit wistfully. While Alexis twiddles her fingers to dry, she comes back with "My beloved mother used to say, rain is good for farmers. In this world, darling, you make your own happiness." Wait, what? Eh, she looks fabulous, who cares. She leaves to get dressed as Amanda has her hair put up in some giant do and the thunder rumbles again. I'm certain this will be the longest and happiest of marriages.

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Dynasty: “Royal Wedding”

The next morning, Adam enters the room where Blake is standing, and starts to blather on about drill bits. Even Blake looks bored. The only thing he really wants to talk about is how Adam has been defying his wishes by seeing Claudia. Adam denies that he didn't listen to what his father said, but...dude, if your tongue is in her mouth, it's pretty obvious. Blake talks at Adam, Adam stares, and finally Adam says, "Don't force me to do anything that we both would regret." The only thing is, Adam does just about as many acts that everyone regrets as Blake does, so this could play out in a very entertaining manner. Adam only replies, "Naturally, I'll do whatever you say." They have some more staring, and finally Adam leaves as Blake looks contemplative.

Adam is already doing a good job honoring Blake's wishes -- he and Claudia are holding hands. She's in some fetching tapered white pants and a blousy jacket. He's clearly been telling her what Blake said, and she asks if this implied that Adam would be cut off. When he confirms this, she asks what he replied. Adam: "I told him I'd never give you up, and I never will." Oh, Adam. Is lying just a sport for you? A sport where you're really only on the junior varsity team, that's for sure, with the number of times you get busted. Remember when you painted Jeff's office with the poison paint and then framed your mother for it? Hmm, actually, that's a bad example since Alexis ended up taking the rap for it, but still. If Adam's mother wasn't irrationally devoted and appreciative of deception, that would have been problematic. Claudia is still dumber than a box of hair, however, and so she looks pleased and puts her hand into her foot-long jacket pocket. Adam adds, "But somehow I'm going to find a way to have Denver Carrington and you." He gazes into Claudia's face and her gigantic bangs.

Alexis is in a pale pink satin nightgown and robe, getting a manicure in one of the gilded chairs. She's very unconcerned about Dex leaving: "Nothing to lose any sleep about. He's basically a cowboy, and this is a royal wedding, and the twain, as they say, never necessarily shall meet." God, I want to BE her. Back to more important matters: "Now remember, darling, when you walk down the aisle, I want you to think about your posture. There's nothing more unattractive than a beautiful bride with drooping shoulders." Amanda has three -- count 'em, three -- people working on her hair and makeup, and then keeps picking up and putting down a hand mirror to look at herself and look carefree and happy. "And when you hold the bouquet, I want you to hold your arms parallel to the ground. And when Blake takes you down the aisle, do not let him walk you too fast. Remember -- this is your wedding." Amanda just looks amused, as do I, at home on my sofa. Alexis should hire herself out as a wedding consultant. I'd hire her. Thunder rumbles, and Amanda says, "Happy is the bride the sun shines on," a bit wistfully. While Alexis twiddles her fingers to dry, she comes back with "My beloved mother used to say, rain is good for farmers. In this world, darling, you make your own happiness." Wait, what? Eh, she looks fabulous, who cares. She leaves to get dressed as Amanda has her hair put up in some giant do and the thunder rumbles again. I'm certain this will be the longest and happiest of marriages.

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