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Dynasty: “Royal Wedding”

Wedding time! Krystle has her hair all pulled back and is wearing a little hat with a fishnet veil, a champagne suit, and the requisite shoulder pads. Shoulder pads with puffed sleeves, that is, and a giant choker. "You know, of all the fathers I've seen escorting their daughters down the aisle, you are the handsomest of all," she tells Blake. He compliments her back: "Now, I know that Amanda is going to be a beautiful bride, but no bride was ever more beautiful than you were at our wedding." However, he doesn't clarify which of their weddings he is referring to. He sweet-talks Krystle, and as the music swells they eat each other's faces dispassionately.

In a shed, Dex is tied up and fighting against is ropes. Yuri enters in full red regalia and his dress eyepatch. Dex is sure someone will notice that he's disappeared, macho talk, threats, etc."What are you after?" he demands. Yuri replies, "I shall put it in one word, Mr. Dexter. Destiny." BOOM BOOOM BOOOM BOOOOOOOM. There's lots of maniacal staring.

Back to the Flute of a Virginal [Cough] Bride. Someone is straightening Amanda's necklace. Alexis and Amada exposit that Elena has left. Oh, Amanda, that is one high-waisted dress. She's standing on a pedestal, and the sun actually shines through the window and bathes her in light. Alexis is looking, dare I say, demure in a peach dress, and I'm kind of disappointed. However, the dress at least has a sweeping, low back. As a photographer snaps pictures, Alexis says, "The sun will shine on the happy bride after all."

A harpist is strumming in a teeny-tiny little church. Here comes the bride. Amanda enters with Blake, and Michael is waiting without a single glossy piece of hair out of place. The music starts to build. Uh-oh: outside, men in fatigues jump onto an ivy-covered pathway. A red-jacketed guard is taken out! And in the church, we're walking, we're gazing, we're all in hats. Alexis has added a big hat to her outfit, thank goodness. The montage continues as a guard is pitched off a wall. "Aaaaaaaaugh!" Dex struggles, the guests beam, and we gaze into Michael's eyes. As the happy couple kneels down, the children from the procession file out. It's very convenient so that they don't have any part of the bloodshed. The ceremony begins, overlaid with more violence outside. Yuri looks around nervously, and then, outside, a guy jumps clumsily up on a pole, and then tackles both of the guards walking underneath him. The camera pans over all of the wedding guests to remind us of everyone who is there. Dex breaks free of his restraints in the shed! On the outside of the church, men are scaling the walls and running across the roof. Seriously, can't anyone inside hear that? As the setup continues, Dex is sprinting, scaling a wall. Vows are exchanged. Yuri is a horrible villain and looks nervous. The guerillas in camouflage are now actually swinging along as if on monkey bars RIGHT OUTSIDE THE WINDOWS OF THE CHAPEL. Really? No, really? As the ring is placed on Amanda's finger, the guns are locked and loaded. At the words "Let us pray in peace," gunmen run to the open door and start shooting. They rappel in through the windows, and there's more shooting and screaming. Everyone is pulling everyone else to the floor, except for Ashley, who is, naturally, snapping pictures of all that is happening. Dex busts in! As they shoot the crowd, he dives over the bodies and wrestles Yuri to the ground. There's a shot, and they both slump in an embrace. Two of the extras reposition themselves at this moment. The camera pulls back to show the tangle of bodies, blood, and glass. And hats. Bells are ringing, but who is dead?! It could be anyone, OH MY GOD! And, credits.

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Dynasty: “Royal Wedding”

Wedding time! Krystle has her hair all pulled back and is wearing a little hat with a fishnet veil, a champagne suit, and the requisite shoulder pads. Shoulder pads with puffed sleeves, that is, and a giant choker. "You know, of all the fathers I've seen escorting their daughters down the aisle, you are the handsomest of all," she tells Blake. He compliments her back: "Now, I know that Amanda is going to be a beautiful bride, but no bride was ever more beautiful than you were at our wedding." However, he doesn't clarify which of their weddings he is referring to. He sweet-talks Krystle, and as the music swells they eat each other's faces dispassionately.

In a shed, Dex is tied up and fighting against is ropes. Yuri enters in full red regalia and his dress eyepatch. Dex is sure someone will notice that he's disappeared, macho talk, threats, etc."What are you after?" he demands. Yuri replies, "I shall put it in one word, Mr. Dexter. Destiny." BOOM BOOOM BOOOM BOOOOOOOM. There's lots of maniacal staring.

Back to the Flute of a Virginal [Cough] Bride. Someone is straightening Amanda's necklace. Alexis and Amada exposit that Elena has left. Oh, Amanda, that is one high-waisted dress. She's standing on a pedestal, and the sun actually shines through the window and bathes her in light. Alexis is looking, dare I say, demure in a peach dress, and I'm kind of disappointed. However, the dress at least has a sweeping, low back. As a photographer snaps pictures, Alexis says, "The sun will shine on the happy bride after all."

A harpist is strumming in a teeny-tiny little church. Here comes the bride. Amanda enters with Blake, and Michael is waiting without a single glossy piece of hair out of place. The music starts to build. Uh-oh: outside, men in fatigues jump onto an ivy-covered pathway. A red-jacketed guard is taken out! And in the church, we're walking, we're gazing, we're all in hats. Alexis has added a big hat to her outfit, thank goodness. The montage continues as a guard is pitched off a wall. "Aaaaaaaaugh!" Dex struggles, the guests beam, and we gaze into Michael's eyes. As the happy couple kneels down, the children from the procession file out. It's very convenient so that they don't have any part of the bloodshed. The ceremony begins, overlaid with more violence outside. Yuri looks around nervously, and then, outside, a guy jumps clumsily up on a pole, and then tackles both of the guards walking underneath him. The camera pans over all of the wedding guests to remind us of everyone who is there. Dex breaks free of his restraints in the shed! On the outside of the church, men are scaling the walls and running across the roof. Seriously, can't anyone inside hear that? As the setup continues, Dex is sprinting, scaling a wall. Vows are exchanged. Yuri is a horrible villain and looks nervous. The guerillas in camouflage are now actually swinging along as if on monkey bars RIGHT OUTSIDE THE WINDOWS OF THE CHAPEL. Really? No, really? As the ring is placed on Amanda's finger, the guns are locked and loaded. At the words "Let us pray in peace," gunmen run to the open door and start shooting. They rappel in through the windows, and there's more shooting and screaming. Everyone is pulling everyone else to the floor, except for Ashley, who is, naturally, snapping pictures of all that is happening. Dex busts in! As they shoot the crowd, he dives over the bodies and wrestles Yuri to the ground. There's a shot, and they both slump in an embrace. Two of the extras reposition themselves at this moment. The camera pulls back to show the tangle of bodies, blood, and glass. And hats. Bells are ringing, but who is dead?! It could be anyone, OH MY GOD! And, credits.

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