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Elektra

She throws on a red leather jacket and puts a large metal case on the dining room table. She proceeds to put together a rather elaborate weapon and heads out to a perch by the water. The weapon seems to be a big-ass archery bow. Elektra has the bow cord (or whatever -- I couldn't find the official term via Google) cocked and she's aiming directly at Goran's head in the distance. Then she's aiming at Abby. Then Goran. Then Abby. Suddenly, she hesitates and seems to have a change of heart. Then she hardens and brings the bow up again and takes aim. But, ultimately, she can't do it. She calls McCabe and says the gig is off, that she needs more background. "E," he says, "they'll just send somebody else." Good point. Elektra then removes the house key from her pocket and tosses it into the bushes. The hell? Previously, she was down on all fours scrubbing the shit out of her floors to remove DNA but now she leaves a key with her prints all over it in the bushes? Also, she appears to only be carrying a small satchel over her shoulder and the crossbow seems to have disappeared. Lord. Did Rob Bowman ever direct Alias? Because I think he'd fit right in.

Later that day, Elektra's standing on a dock, waiting to get on the ferry. As she waits, a couple of Asian-looking bad-asses walk toward her. (I have no way of knowing if they're Japanese or Korean or Taiwanese or anything else here, so before you get all "they're not ASIAN, they're JAPANESE" on my ass, just save the emails for when you want to tell me my writing sucks or something. No. Seriously. I love those.) Before she can turn and see them, though, they disappear. Looks like the "somebody else" has already been sent to finish the job. Elektra glowers at nothing in particular and then gets a flash of Abby screaming. That night, Abby and Goran are battening down the hatches as a rainstorm beats down upon them. Outside, a couple of ninja motherfuckers scramble around in the dark. Ninjas are cool, y'all. And by cool, I mean totally sweet. Goran heads outside to grab some sandbags and tells his daughter to start taping up the windows. Why, because there's a hurricane outside? Does Vancouver even get hurricanes? I don't think so.

Elektra Barbie: Ninjas totally ARE cool, dude.
Erin: I know. Know what else is cool?
Elektra Barbie: Naked pictures of Goran?

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Elektra

She throws on a red leather jacket and puts a large metal case on the dining room table. She proceeds to put together a rather elaborate weapon and heads out to a perch by the water. The weapon seems to be a big-ass archery bow. Elektra has the bow cord (or whatever -- I couldn't find the official term via Google) cocked and she's aiming directly at Goran's head in the distance. Then she's aiming at Abby. Then Goran. Then Abby. Suddenly, she hesitates and seems to have a change of heart. Then she hardens and brings the bow up again and takes aim. But, ultimately, she can't do it. She calls McCabe and says the gig is off, that she needs more background. "E," he says, "they'll just send somebody else." Good point. Elektra then removes the house key from her pocket and tosses it into the bushes. The hell? Previously, she was down on all fours scrubbing the shit out of her floors to remove DNA but now she leaves a key with her prints all over it in the bushes? Also, she appears to only be carrying a small satchel over her shoulder and the crossbow seems to have disappeared. Lord. Did Rob Bowman ever direct Alias? Because I think he'd fit right in.

Later that day, Elektra's standing on a dock, waiting to get on the ferry. As she waits, a couple of Asian-looking bad-asses walk toward her. (I have no way of knowing if they're Japanese or Korean or Taiwanese or anything else here, so before you get all "they're not ASIAN, they're JAPANESE" on my ass, just save the emails for when you want to tell me my writing sucks or something. No. Seriously. I love those.) Before she can turn and see them, though, they disappear. Looks like the "somebody else" has already been sent to finish the job. Elektra glowers at nothing in particular and then gets a flash of Abby screaming. That night, Abby and Goran are battening down the hatches as a rainstorm beats down upon them. Outside, a couple of ninja motherfuckers scramble around in the dark. Ninjas are cool, y'all. And by cool, I mean totally sweet. Goran heads outside to grab some sandbags and tells his daughter to start taping up the windows. Why, because there's a hurricane outside? Does Vancouver even get hurricanes? I don't think so.

Elektra Barbie: Ninjas totally ARE cool, dude.
Erin: I know. Know what else is cool?
Elektra Barbie: Naked pictures of Goran?

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