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Elektra

They speed up to McCabe's farm and pass a bunch of cows, because when you're an agent for an assassin, you have all sorts of time to FEED and MILK a bunch of BOVINES. McCabe walks down and greets them with a rifle on his shoulder and he's all, hey, there, thanks for coming! Did you bring the awesome ninjas with you or are they coming later? Elektra's all, real sorry about this, dude. But do you have any fresh milk? Kidding! Abby's all, hi! I'm Abby! Like, honey? You're being chased by disappearing awesome ninjas, try to be a LITTLE serious here, okay? And stop introducing yourself to everyone. McCabe's all, hi, Abby! I'm wondering what the fuck you're doing here. Hee. He tells Goran and Abby to help themselves to whatever they need in the house, and they walk off. McCabe puts the barrel of the gun beneath his chin. "You wanna pull the trigger, or should I do it?" Heh. I kind of like him. Despite the resemblance to Pauly Shore. And the dumbly included bovines.

McCabe rightly assumes that Elektra's crashing; he said she'd crash and now she is. She just wants to get them someplace safe so they have a chance. McCabe, right again, says they're already dead. Elektra, becoming softer by the minute, just says that she'll need passports and tickets. After some deserved snarkiness, McCabe just tells Elektra to get inside the house. Then he looks out at his stupid bovines and sees a hawk perched on a fencepost. He looks concerned and puts the rifle on his shoulder. Inside the house, Goran and Abby are whispering about secrets and lying and how they can't tell Elektra the truth and how Abby thinks Elektra's her friend and I wouldn't go so far as to call her your friend, girlie, seeing as up until about twenty-four hours ago, she was assigned to kill your ass. Abby's hair, by the way, is now brown and has bangs, like, way to slam us over the head with her being a little Elektra, huh? Speaking of Elektra, she's in the kitchen, sharpening her Sais, as you do, when she hears a child's voice calling her name. She turns, and Young Elektra is standing at the entrance to the basement. As Young Elektra's voice turns into Abby's, she explains that she's changed her appearance, just like Elektra told her to. Guess McCabe had Chestnut Dye #486 in the medicine cabinet, huh? He's so handy that way.

Elektra goes back to sharpening her Sais, and Abby walks over and asks Elektra if she'll show her how to use them because she wants to learn how to defend herself. "They're offensive weapons," grits Elektra. "They're meant for killing." Abby wants to be just like Elektra, but Elektra doesn't think this is a good idea, so she decides, instead, to teach Abby how to do that meditating-'til-you-see-the-future thing called kimagure. They sit down and close their eyes and Abby's totally not into it and she's fidgeting and making faces while Elektra breathes deeply until finally, Elektra opens her eyes and goes, "BAH!" and they erupt in a fit of giggles just like the little girls they are. Goran enters and sees this, and his heart warms to the idea of Elektra as a replacement mommy for his daughter even though she kills people and stuff.

Later, Elektra's drifting along on the porch. She does a lot of porch drifting, doesn't she? Goran comes out and she asks how he's doing. Man, she's gone from stone-hearted assassin who glowers at everyone to sepia-toned sweetness who's more concerned about the welfare of others than her own. Goran says that they're still alive, so thanks for that. Elektra's like, oh, dude, don't thank me. You don't know what I was really-- "What you were doing there?" he interjects. "Sure I do. You were there to kill us. I knew it as soon as you took the Wheelwright place." She kind of looks away, and then he takes her hand and she says warningly, "I'm not a good person to get involved with." He doesn't seem to care, really, and just leans forward and lays one on her. God, he's so sexy. I'm sorry. But it's true. They kiss for a few seconds until finally Elektra pulls away. "I'm sorry," he says. "Yeah," she says, smiling, "I hated that." Heh. She walks inside and he kind of looks out at the cows as if to say, "Well, I'm not getting laid, so I might as well…milk something?"

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Elektra

Elektra goes out to the parking lot and…paces? I don't know. I thought she was leaving. Abby and Goran run after her and Abby asks what they're going to do. I thought they were going to go off into the hills with Sensei Stick, but I guess that's not happening after all. Elektra tells them to run as far and as fast as they can, and Abby wants to know if Elektra's going with them. Nope. Abby fears the bad guys are going to hunt them down, just like her mother. Just then, Elektra looks up at the graffiti on the wall and sees a hawk there. Suddenly, the hawk's head subtly moves. She orders them to get into the car just as the hawk actually peels itself out of the wall and flies away. It flies up to the roof of a building and then folds itself into its spot on Tattoo's chest. He's kind of hot. In a tattooed, freaky sort of way. He tells Kirigi that "she" is down in the parking lot. Kirigi states that they have to kill Elektra first and that Tattoo should keep track of them. He walks off, revealing a bobbed haircut that's a large improvement on the messy ponytail look.

Countryside of Interim Safety. Elektra's speeding her charges along a back country road. Goran's sleeping while Abby's popping bubbles in the backseat. Elektra wryly observes, "I'm a soccer mom." Heh. Abby asks if Elektra really kills people for a living, which, not sure when that actually came out, seeing as Stick was fairly vague about what it is that Elektra does for a day job, but whatever. Elektra says that, yeah, she kills people. Abby's all, why? Elektra's all, because it's what I'm good at. Abby's all, duuuuuude, that is messed up. Elektra's like, dude, you have NO idea.

They speed up to McCabe's farm and pass a bunch of cows, because when you're an agent for an assassin, you have all sorts of time to FEED and MILK a bunch of BOVINES. McCabe walks down and greets them with a rifle on his shoulder and he's all, hey, there, thanks for coming! Did you bring the awesome ninjas with you or are they coming later? Elektra's all, real sorry about this, dude. But do you have any fresh milk? Kidding! Abby's all, hi! I'm Abby! Like, honey? You're being chased by disappearing awesome ninjas, try to be a LITTLE serious here, okay? And stop introducing yourself to everyone. McCabe's all, hi, Abby! I'm wondering what the fuck you're doing here. Hee. He tells Goran and Abby to help themselves to whatever they need in the house, and they walk off. McCabe puts the barrel of the gun beneath his chin. "You wanna pull the trigger, or should I do it?" Heh. I kind of like him. Despite the resemblance to Pauly Shore. And the dumbly included bovines.

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