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Elektra

Back in the present, Elektra finally makes it to her destination: a gorgeous house right on the water. McCabe tells her via phone that the client wants her there a couple of days early, that that's part of the deal. Elektra's like, dude, I don't wanna wait, I just wanna get this thing over with. McCabe's like, totally feel ya, dude, but there's nothing I can do about it. How 'bout you tell me about the view? I hear it's beauti-- Elektra just shuts her cell phone and hangs up on him. Heh. She turns around and counts to five under her breath. We then move to the Elektra Has OCD And Other Sundry Issues montage. We see her empty out a Rite-Aid bag and start rapidly organizing the contents on a towel on the bathroom countertop. She removes all the outer packaging and puts things in a specific order next to the sink. At this point, I'm not totally sure what the purpose of this is, but she is very, very tidy. We get an aerial shot of the stuff and it looks like it's been laid out on a graph or something. We move to the kitchen, where Elektra comes across a large gift basket and a note from McCabe: "Spoil yourself with some yum-yums." Dude. Does he know her AT ALL? She doesn't strike me as the kind of woman who would A) be into yum-yums of any kind or B) call food by some cutesy name. Plus, with her almost 0% body fat, I'm thinking "yum-yums" aren't really on the menu.

Elektra agrees with me, because she promptly tosses the basket in the trash and starts organizing her fruits and vegetables on the kitchen counter. When she finishes, she has two equal piles of grapes in a row, three apples in a row, four oranges in a row, two peaches in a row, and eight bananas lined up directly in front of everything. The hell? There's hardly time to ponder just how many issues Elektra has, because we have to run off to the water outside and watch as Elektra reacquaints herself with her past again. Some more.

She dives into the water and swims for a bit before coming to the surface. When she does, she's in an indoor pool instead of the body of water she dove into. She looks around, confused, then plunges back into the water. She looks around below and then comes back to the surface, only when she does, she's actually herself as a little girl and her dad is barking at her to "keep pedaling." Little Elektra tries to use her hands and her dad shouts, "Now, don't use your hands. Don't be lazy. Only use your feet. Let's go! Let's push, push, push, push!" I see. So, her dad's a dick, then. Her mom enters and pleads with her dad to let the kid off the hook. Dick Dad just orders Elektra to keep going. Older Elektra plunges back down into the water and this time, when she comes up, she's back in the lake. I'm assuming it's a lake or something -- the maps of Vancouver are full of so many different bodies of water that I have to pee just looking at them.

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Elektra

Back in the present, Elektra finally makes it to her destination: a gorgeous house right on the water. McCabe tells her via phone that the client wants her there a couple of days early, that that's part of the deal. Elektra's like, dude, I don't wanna wait, I just wanna get this thing over with. McCabe's like, totally feel ya, dude, but there's nothing I can do about it. How 'bout you tell me about the view? I hear it's beauti-- Elektra just shuts her cell phone and hangs up on him. Heh. She turns around and counts to five under her breath. We then move to the Elektra Has OCD And Other Sundry Issues montage. We see her empty out a Rite-Aid bag and start rapidly organizing the contents on a towel on the bathroom countertop. She removes all the outer packaging and puts things in a specific order next to the sink. At this point, I'm not totally sure what the purpose of this is, but she is very, very tidy. We get an aerial shot of the stuff and it looks like it's been laid out on a graph or something. We move to the kitchen, where Elektra comes across a large gift basket and a note from McCabe: "Spoil yourself with some yum-yums." Dude. Does he know her AT ALL? She doesn't strike me as the kind of woman who would A) be into yum-yums of any kind or B) call food by some cutesy name. Plus, with her almost 0% body fat, I'm thinking "yum-yums" aren't really on the menu.

Elektra agrees with me, because she promptly tosses the basket in the trash and starts organizing her fruits and vegetables on the kitchen counter. When she finishes, she has two equal piles of grapes in a row, three apples in a row, four oranges in a row, two peaches in a row, and eight bananas lined up directly in front of everything. The hell? There's hardly time to ponder just how many issues Elektra has, because we have to run off to the water outside and watch as Elektra reacquaints herself with her past again. Some more.

She dives into the water and swims for a bit before coming to the surface. When she does, she's in an indoor pool instead of the body of water she dove into. She looks around, confused, then plunges back into the water. She looks around below and then comes back to the surface, only when she does, she's actually herself as a little girl and her dad is barking at her to "keep pedaling." Little Elektra tries to use her hands and her dad shouts, "Now, don't use your hands. Don't be lazy. Only use your feet. Let's go! Let's push, push, push, push!" I see. So, her dad's a dick, then. Her mom enters and pleads with her dad to let the kid off the hook. Dick Dad just orders Elektra to keep going. Older Elektra plunges back down into the water and this time, when she comes up, she's back in the lake. I'm assuming it's a lake or something -- the maps of Vancouver are full of so many different bodies of water that I have to pee just looking at them.

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