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Elektra

Elektra heads back to the house after throwing on some clothes. When she gets there, she gets that "I'm having a bad feeling about this" look on her face and suddenly hears some noises from above. She enters the house and sees a shadow chase across a wall. She grabs a box cutter and heads off to investigate, the glower on her face actually deepening. When she gets into the kitchen, she sees a blonde-haired figure running off. She throws the box cutter and neatly captures Blondie by the sleeve of her hoodie. Blondie's all, DUDE, YOU COULD'VE KILLED ME! Elektra's all, what're you doing here? Blondie says she knows the people who live there and that the front door was unlocked. Elektra says it wasn't, and drags Blondie over to the front door; turns out the lock is broken.

Blondie's all, so, um, yeah, what's yer name? I'm Abby. Elektra's all, what'd you steal, bitch? Abby's like, how DARE you! But Elektra grabs her hand and reveals that Abby's stolen the cuneiform necklace that Elektra wore all throughout Daredevil. I can't remember what it stands for because…did I mention the "drunk for every viewing" thing? I see that I did. Abby begs Elektra not to call the cops, and Elektra retorts, "In some countries they just cut your hands off." Guess she's not gonna be babysitting any time soon. Abby tries to run away…and runs smack-dab into Elektra, who can apparently move faster than the speed of light. Abby's impressed and asks how she did that and Elektra's like, get the fuck out of here, you little thief. Abby leaves, and Elektra fingers the necklace and revisits the Land Of Dead Parents And How Revenge Is Born.

We get a close-up of the necklace, now lying in what appears to be a thicket of chest hair. Ew. Young Elektra walks toward her huge house as Clouds Of Memory And Murder sweep across the sky. She runs up the stairs, calling for her mom, and comes across a closed door behind which she sees a rapidly moving shadow. She opens the door and this huge creepy devil with red eyes turns around and she freaks and falls to the floor. He speeds off after one last creepy look and the Adult Elektra wakes up in her bed with a gasp. She starts to cry. Well, thank god. I was beginning to think she had no emotions whatsoever. She reaches over to her nightstand for a little help from insomnia's best friend, Zolpidem, but then changes her mind and tosses the bottle away.

I think she gets up then, even though it's two in the morning. Or it could be the next day. Or night. I have no idea. All I know is, Jennifer Garner is currently wowing me by doing a couple of one-armed pull-ups via a rope looped around her right wrist. Dayum. Of course, it's very possible that she actually has someone holding onto her legs from below and they're just not in the shot, but I like my disbelief suspended for stuff like this, so I'll go on thinking in my pretty perfect world that Garner's really doing all her stunts. And you can't convince me otherwise. After an extended workout montage, Elektra finally retires to the sofa, where several voices speak in her head repeating stuff about death and waiting and cookies and nunchakus and rainbow headache backpack! I have no idea. Elektra's disturbed, is pretty much what I'm getting. In order to escape the voices, Elektra heads down to the water to sit on a tree stump (muhwah?) and meditate. While she's practicing deep breathing, she gets a "vision" of Goran Visnjic walking toward her. Damn. If I thought I'd get visions of Goran walking toward me, I'd be meditating every damn minute of every damn hour. Damn. I mean, DAMN.

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Elektra

Elektra heads back to the house after throwing on some clothes. When she gets there, she gets that "I'm having a bad feeling about this" look on her face and suddenly hears some noises from above. She enters the house and sees a shadow chase across a wall. She grabs a box cutter and heads off to investigate, the glower on her face actually deepening. When she gets into the kitchen, she sees a blonde-haired figure running off. She throws the box cutter and neatly captures Blondie by the sleeve of her hoodie. Blondie's all, DUDE, YOU COULD'VE KILLED ME! Elektra's all, what're you doing here? Blondie says she knows the people who live there and that the front door was unlocked. Elektra says it wasn't, and drags Blondie over to the front door; turns out the lock is broken.

Blondie's all, so, um, yeah, what's yer name? I'm Abby. Elektra's all, what'd you steal, bitch? Abby's like, how DARE you! But Elektra grabs her hand and reveals that Abby's stolen the cuneiform necklace that Elektra wore all throughout Daredevil. I can't remember what it stands for because…did I mention the "drunk for every viewing" thing? I see that I did. Abby begs Elektra not to call the cops, and Elektra retorts, "In some countries they just cut your hands off." Guess she's not gonna be babysitting any time soon. Abby tries to run away…and runs smack-dab into Elektra, who can apparently move faster than the speed of light. Abby's impressed and asks how she did that and Elektra's like, get the fuck out of here, you little thief. Abby leaves, and Elektra fingers the necklace and revisits the Land Of Dead Parents And How Revenge Is Born.

We get a close-up of the necklace, now lying in what appears to be a thicket of chest hair. Ew. Young Elektra walks toward her huge house as Clouds Of Memory And Murder sweep across the sky. She runs up the stairs, calling for her mom, and comes across a closed door behind which she sees a rapidly moving shadow. She opens the door and this huge creepy devil with red eyes turns around and she freaks and falls to the floor. He speeds off after one last creepy look and the Adult Elektra wakes up in her bed with a gasp. She starts to cry. Well, thank god. I was beginning to think she had no emotions whatsoever. She reaches over to her nightstand for a little help from insomnia's best friend, Zolpidem, but then changes her mind and tosses the bottle away.

I think she gets up then, even though it's two in the morning. Or it could be the next day. Or night. I have no idea. All I know is, Jennifer Garner is currently wowing me by doing a couple of one-armed pull-ups via a rope looped around her right wrist. Dayum. Of course, it's very possible that she actually has someone holding onto her legs from below and they're just not in the shot, but I like my disbelief suspended for stuff like this, so I'll go on thinking in my pretty perfect world that Garner's really doing all her stunts. And you can't convince me otherwise. After an extended workout montage, Elektra finally retires to the sofa, where several voices speak in her head repeating stuff about death and waiting and cookies and nunchakus and rainbow headache backpack! I have no idea. Elektra's disturbed, is pretty much what I'm getting. In order to escape the voices, Elektra heads down to the water to sit on a tree stump (muhwah?) and meditate. While she's practicing deep breathing, she gets a "vision" of Goran Visnjic walking toward her. Damn. If I thought I'd get visions of Goran walking toward me, I'd be meditating every damn minute of every damn hour. Damn. I mean, DAMN.

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