MONDO EXTRAS

Fall Pilot Season 2011: Pan Am

by Rachel Stein September 26, 2011 6:00 AM
Fall Pilot Season 2011: <i>Pan Am</i>

Cockpit: We find out Bridget resigned from the London office and Dean is weirdly laughing and, oh gosh!, if she quit than that means her and Dean got engaged because stewardess have to be single! Pop some bottles, son! Who cares if Collette got her dirty French whore germs all over it?!

Flashback No. 3: Cubans are jumping on the plane, sirens blaring, get on you refugees! Maggie is like, "What the fuck, we just invaded Castro's country I am a beatnik [snaps fingers, plays bongos] and where is Bridget? WHERE IS BRIDGET?" All of the refugees are taking bets on whether or not the X-Men will prevent that war and Dean finally locates Bridget. He proposes by screaming at her in the face and she's like, "Ah you mahd, Dean?" in his cute accent and then.... that she can't say yes now. He throws a ring -- excuse me, a Pan Am pin -- in her hand and replies, "Then say yes later," so I guess her quitting is officially her accepting is engagement. Where is that champagne... COLLETTE!

Back at the ranch, Laura apologizes for being the prettier better sister to Kate while Kate is freaking out about Dr. Evil. Kate announces over the PA that they're giving away a free bottle of champagne to dr. Evil while Laura unknowingly participates in espionage and Kate finally slips the decoy passport in Dr. Evil's briefcase. Phew. And okay, we get it, Laura didn't pose for that Life picture, Jesus Christ.

The plane lands safely and we made it to London! Dr. Evil bids them good day and John and his family say bye to Collette, but not before Mrs. John steps in to strangle Collette and tell her, "Stop breaking up my family, you twat." Actually, what she does is way worse: She tells Collette to keep her son's family portrait and, "put it on your refrigerator to remind you not to sleep with other women's husbands." Ouch.

In London, Bobby Darin's "Fabulous Places" plays as the Pan Am ladies go to the hotel. Laura smiles up at Big Ben and he winks back, as Westminster Abbey courtesies. Kate is like, "You're going to be great at this, sorry for stressing you out those past seven hours." Dean makes a call to Bridget and when he thinks he's about to hear that "yes" to his proposal, what he actually gets is the operator's voice telling him he'll die alone.

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