MONDO EXTRAS
Cougar, Cougar, Burning Bright
At home, Jules sees Grayson walking another young lady into his house. "Stop having sex with babies!" she yells at him, like a confused anti-abortion activist. Grayson waves. "Hi!" Jules expounds on his pitiful hoodie, and suggests that he wear pajamas with feet if he's trying to look younger. "We should probably go," realizes Grayson. Inside, Jules hugs her pillow in bed, then gets a phone call from Ellie, saying come over. Now wearing sweatpants with her hair up, Jules opens her front door to find the guy from the bar! Behind him, in a car in the street, is a very drunk Laurie, who apparently found a ride. "You left that at the bar, bitch!" The guy asks to come in, and after he passes inside, Jules lets her hair down. She offers him a snack, which is what she normally does for her son's friends, and peanut-butter crackers are mentioned, but he comes up behind her and he kisses her neck. Jules moans in surprise and pleasure, I think, although she may have been impersonating a mummy.
Ellie calls Jules again to see what's up, and Jules tells her she has a man there, so Ellie runs across the house to look in Jules' kitchen window. Returning, she tells Jules to sleep with that boy. Jules is terrified by the idea of sex with the lights on, but Ellie tells her to take charge of the situation. Cut to the guy in bed in his boxers, and Jules reaching into the room from the bathroom to dim the lights. Once she comes out, looking pretty spectacular in tiny black underwear, he promptly turns on the bedside lamp. "I want to see you."" Great!" He asks about her scar, and she says she was knifed by a girl in grade school. Just kidding, it's her C-section scar.
Afterwards, poolside, Jules is in a daze, saying "I can see colors again!" The guy is munching on a plate full of peanut butter crackers; he thanks her for them, since he'd been thinking about them all night. Jules can't believe they did it three times, and tells him she's gonna do something she hasn't done in years. Something she told her husband she hated to do. It's pretty clear what that is as she climbs over his legs. Travis and Bobby come home just then, and Travis sees his mother getting ready to go down on some dude. He is instantly traumatized. Bobby simply says. "You said you hated that."









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