MONDO EXTRAS

9:35 - God, critics are practically sacrificing virgins in praise of this White Ribbon movie. Anybody actually seen it yet? Worthy of the hype?

9:37 - Amy Poehler looks straight-up beautiful.

9:39 - And Mad Men pulls another win! What is this, the Grammys? But somehow even more repetitive?

9:40 - Worse hair tonight: Colin Farrell or Vincent Kartheiser? (Or was that James LeGros? Hard to tell.)

9:46 - Upset Alert! Chloe Sevigny beat Jane Lynch! And Chloe Sevigny is the worst actor in the world! (And, at least tonight, possibly the worst-dressed.)

9:48 - Aww, she thanked a lowly PA, and kept it concise. I changed my mind I love her -- so talented!

9:50 - Halle Berry's still a person? Well good for her.

9:51 - The Jew Hunter won! Finally some justice! #quotesihopenevergettakenoutofcontext

9:56 - Robert De Niro just made like eight jokes about Martin Scorsese's sex life. I feel uncomfortable.

10:01 - I feel like breaking Scorsese's films down into their comedic scenes and romantic scenes is somehow cheapening his work. "Cue wacky Scorsese joke montage!" And ending on a glorified commercial for his next movie doesn't help.

10:05 - Is it just me, or does that point of hair on De Niro's forehead make him look like he's in the Misfits?

10:07 - If Cecil B. DeMille was alive today, he'd tell Scorsese to wrap it up already.

10:12 - Jeremy Renner looks drunk or bored. And confused that they didn't use a clip of Hurt Locker with him in it.

10:14 - FANTASTIC. Nice one, Ricky. Luckily, Mel has a sense of humor.

10:16 - Did James Cameron just speak like a freaking Na'vi while accepting his Best Director award? Oy. (And definition of awkward: hearing your ex-husband pay tribute to his current wife while holding the award he just beat you for.)

10:18 - That was the worst pun linking two co-presenters I've ever heard.